People who live in Canada who DON'T live in igloos and ONLY snows in the winter NEVER the summer spring or fall. No they do NOT eat whale blubber and go to school on dogsleds. There is NO SUCH THING as a Canadian accent. They do NOT say '' Eh '' after every sentence and do NOT say aboot instead of about.
by Marco ---Polo December 7, 2009
by Willosaur Rex April 28, 2011
by Irish Eyes February 11, 2010
Most people who exist in "Canada" are not actually Canadian. They are either first or second generation emigrants from backward countries like India, China, or France. Also, this portion of Canadians also includes the Canadian Nouveau Riche, a boom created by the growth of the Canadian dollar due to suspect government policy. In either case, they share many of the same characteristics.
1. A complete blindness to the existence of any human existence, need, emotion, or being outside of their own.
2. A massive desire to litter foreign countries.
3. A desire to smoke all the worlds pot.
4. They are drunk. Always. Even Tim Hortons coffee makes them drunk beyond the legal driving limit.
5. A fascination with all apparel made of denim.
6. Inability to procreate.
7. They think "Ed Hardy" apparel is actually fashionable.
8. Inability to operate a motor vehicle in way that is predictable to drivers around them.
9. Pathological desire to cheat their government out of the taxes due to them when the shop outside of their own country. This desire is so strong they will even attempt to enlist the help of residents of another country in their crime, in spite of the peril this may put that person in.
10. The men dress like women.
11. The women dress like they're from New Jersey (a highly uncouth part of the United State of America)
12. The children do not have parents; instead they have government assigned adoptive "buddies"
1. A complete blindness to the existence of any human existence, need, emotion, or being outside of their own.
2. A massive desire to litter foreign countries.
3. A desire to smoke all the worlds pot.
4. They are drunk. Always. Even Tim Hortons coffee makes them drunk beyond the legal driving limit.
5. A fascination with all apparel made of denim.
6. Inability to procreate.
7. They think "Ed Hardy" apparel is actually fashionable.
8. Inability to operate a motor vehicle in way that is predictable to drivers around them.
9. Pathological desire to cheat their government out of the taxes due to them when the shop outside of their own country. This desire is so strong they will even attempt to enlist the help of residents of another country in their crime, in spite of the peril this may put that person in.
10. The men dress like women.
11. The women dress like they're from New Jersey (a highly uncouth part of the United State of America)
12. The children do not have parents; instead they have government assigned adoptive "buddies"
Example 1 -
Citizen 1: Hey...do you think they're Canadian?
Citizen 2: Umm...they're dressed in Ed Hardy, they just tossed all their trash out the window of the car, and they ran over a nun because they missed their turn to get back home. Yeah...pretty sure they're Canadian.
Example 2 -
Citizen 1: I met a Canadian the other day.
Citizen 2: Yeah? Was he nice?
Citizen 1: Yes. But...he wore tight slacks, and his white belt matched his white shoes. Then, he invited me to "have a smoke" and fly to the Jamaica with him. Seemed nice until he tried to touch my junk...
Citizen 2: Yeah...they're always nice until they try to fuck you.
Citizen 1: Hey...do you think they're Canadian?
Citizen 2: Umm...they're dressed in Ed Hardy, they just tossed all their trash out the window of the car, and they ran over a nun because they missed their turn to get back home. Yeah...pretty sure they're Canadian.
Example 2 -
Citizen 1: I met a Canadian the other day.
Citizen 2: Yeah? Was he nice?
Citizen 1: Yes. But...he wore tight slacks, and his white belt matched his white shoes. Then, he invited me to "have a smoke" and fly to the Jamaica with him. Seemed nice until he tried to touch my junk...
Citizen 2: Yeah...they're always nice until they try to fuck you.
by Ceningolmo December 24, 2010
A not-so-common sex move involving oral sex, a woman, a man, and a staircase. The Canadian is performed by the woman performing oral sex on the man at the top of the stairs. When he is ready to climax, he pushes the woman down the stairs, and aims up, ejaculating on the woman, who is by now sprawled at the base of the stairs.
Lindsay Lohan: Do you want The Canadian?
Ricky Gervais: What's that?
Lindsay Lohan: You'll see, let me get my helmet.
Ricky Gervais: What's that?
Lindsay Lohan: You'll see, let me get my helmet.
by JDHSLaughs March 19, 2010
by eVo313 November 10, 2006
Those who link their arms together and trek across great lands of sweets, joy, and joyness to the lands of the great beyond(that would be Canada) to get watermelon.
by Lalalalalala I'm Katie October 2, 2006