Excellent my good friend, please invite me to continue this smashing conversation. I enjoy your company in a completely legitamate and non-homosexual fasion.
"Son, nah how the shit be thee?"
"I be shizzling bruv."
"Man, now I got your back dog."
"Y'Shittin' me son?!"
"I be shizzling bruv."
"Man, now I got your back dog."
"Y'Shittin' me son?!"
by jkedn May 6, 2005
A Dickhead bruv is a saying used to demoralize and insult a person who is acting in a dickhead manor.
by SuPeR O January 16, 2019
Window Bruv is an sentient entity which often lurks within buildings and will trade with passers by if they call the Window Bruv from outside. If one should enter the building, the Window Bruv will not be there. It is speculated that the Window Bruv is non-corporeal, however, on trading, a hand will reach out to recieve and distribute goods. The Window Bruv expects a fist bump before departure.
Person 1: Yo, Window Bruv.
Window Bruv: Yo?
Person 1: Can I swap you this NATO mask for a GOST?
Window Bruv: Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh!
Person 1: Yeah, that's the stuff.
Window Bruv: Safe.
Yeah, safe G. Safe G.
Window Bruv: Yo?
Person 1: Can I swap you this NATO mask for a GOST?
Window Bruv: Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh!
Person 1: Yeah, that's the stuff.
Window Bruv: Safe.
Yeah, safe G. Safe G.
by thelagfag August 10, 2021
by jamo no no September 24, 2022
inferring that a person has been on methamphetamines, is acting crazy or in a way that appears to not be normal or sensible
by Andy n Jo March 22, 2020
by Keherish October 22, 2006
A guy who makes up for not having a personality by using the word “bruv” in a British accent, though they themselves are not British
by Vrub June 18, 2020