what bruv?

term made up by Elizabeth Anakor derived from southern London slang, used when confused, asking a question or when someone says some dumb shit

in American terms “what bro? , “what brother?”

“2+2=3”
“what bruv?”

by @shygrizzly April 21, 2018

window bruv

Window Bruv is an sentient entity which often lurks within buildings and will trade with passers by if they call the Window Bruv from outside. If one should enter the building, the Window Bruv will not be there. It is speculated that the Window Bruv is non-corporeal, however, on trading, a hand will reach out to recieve and distribute goods. The Window Bruv expects a fist bump before departure.

Person 1: Yo, Window Bruv.
Window Bruv: Yo?
Person 1: Can I swap you this NATO mask for a GOST?
Window Bruv: Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh!

Person 1: Yeah, that's the stuff.

Window Bruv: Safe.
Yeah, safe G. Safe G.

by thelagfag August 10, 2021

Dickhead Bruv

A Dickhead bruv is a saying used to demoralize and insult a person who is acting in a dickhead manor.

Mans dem is real dickhead bruvs

by SuPeR O January 16, 2019

Been on the bruv

inferring that a person has been on methamphetamines, is acting crazy or in a way that appears to not be normal or sensible

That ain’t right mate, you been on the bruv

by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020

Bruv Affair

like a bromance, just a bit more sexy
love affair - BruvAffair

"Peter and Kevin's bruv affair is so naughty"
"So hot too"

by jamo no no September 24, 2022

Naaaaar Bruv

Used in instances of great displeasure or disagreement between two parties.

Irish: Hey Ed, u wanna go and play Warhammer at my house?
Ed: oh Naaaaar Bruv

by Keherish October 22, 2006

Bruv Guy

A guy who makes up for not having a personality by using the word “bruv” in a British accent, though they themselves are not British

Hell yeah that dudes insecure about himself, he’s a Bruv Guy.

by Vrub June 17, 2020