Kaitlin Bower

• Poacher of Pastries
• Slayer of Fakes
• Destroyer of every soul unfortunate enough to face her on the soccer field

also low key a vampire

Arabidopsis Control: Oh my glucose, is that Kaitlin Bower?! We need to get out of here!

Arabidopsis Variable: *wheeze* I-I can’t do it, son... I don’t know what they’ve been putting in my water but it ain’t easy on the cells. *wheeze*

Arabidopsis Control: No! I can’t leave you behind! I won’t just let my dad die!

Arabidopsis Variable: Just *cough* just go on without me, son. Enjoy the next 3 weeks of your life in peace.

Arabidopsis Control: M-maybe you’ll be ok? She’s only supposed to be weeding today, s-so maybe you’ll just be relocated.

Arabidopsis Variable: Do you remember the last time she tried to weed us?! Did you forget the September massacre?!?! Just face it, son, im a goner...just go...

Arabidopsis Control: b-but maybe-

Arabidopsis Variable: GO!!!

Kaitlin Bower: *snaps*

Half our Arabidopsis: *dies*

by Desbrett November 26, 2018

Shyiem Bowers

Shyiem is the realist black nigga in America

It should be used when you are talking about real nigga I like dang that boy Shyiem bowers got them percentage

by BigDBowers November 24, 2021

Michael Bowers

A senile old man, who roots for the bad guys in the movies (because they might have had a bad day). Michael loves watches and tends to create his own words. He loves to aggreivate his wife and loves peaches. He also loves starting the lawn mower at 8 in the morning just to wake people up.

Wow! Look at all those christmas lights! He must be Michael Bowers.

by Stonecrusher98 December 31, 2021

Nathan bower

Nathan Bower an amazing gay man who is anti sexist and non racist he is also no homophobe,

Nathan loves everyone that Incucleds men

Nathan Bower an adjective to describe feminism

by Dufotue December 21, 2022

nathan bower

Nathan Bower is an amazing gay man he is anti sexist and non racist he is no homophobe

Nathan loves every one

Nathan Bower an adjective gay

by Dufotue December 21, 2022

bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.

Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.

by QuacksO August 23, 2018

Bowers

A cool confident woman in charge while in public but behind closed doors a wildcat in the bedroom.

Oh hey. Did you hear? Our new boss is such a Bowers

by UndercoverS October 9, 2018