Term for your dick if it's capable of blasting over 30 gallons of semen at over 300 mph during ejaculation. Can also be used as a defense mechanism.
During sex with my girl, I accidentally used my peepee blaster and now she's stuck to the ceiling, dead. It's been a week and she hasn't fallen down yet.
I was walking down a dark alley when I got robbed. Little did he know that I had my peepee blaster on full charge.
I was walking down a dark alley when I got robbed. Little did he know that I had my peepee blaster on full charge.
by gay is bad May 18, 2018
by Honeybunny99 February 20, 2017
by Yeerrrrr October 1, 2021
Where a fine young stud finds a lovely piece of meat and proceeds to put his nose on her clit and place his hard tongue inside the vag, while doing a motorboat like motion to it. Causing an ultimate orgasm and possible squirtation.
Mimi Keene: You wouldn’t believe what happened to me last night, I finally got Berry blasted by the ultimate blaster Ethan Berry!!
Megan Fox: I’m so jealous I’ve been waiting for the Berry Blaster my whole life!
Megan Fox: I’m so jealous I’ve been waiting for the Berry Blaster my whole life!
by Jenny got Blasted January 10, 2022
by pentozali August 28, 2006
Slang term for a black man's penis.
Simultaneously manages to associate black males with both guns and aids. Truly brilliant.
Simultaneously manages to associate black males with both guns and aids. Truly brilliant.
His friends laughed when the young negro pulled his aids blaster out of the blonde's ass and shot her in the face.
by ishigotori November 29, 2012
In the middle of having one's salad tossed. One will quickly grab the head of the tosser and hold it tightly in place. Then will proceed to shoot diarrhea into their mouth with such pressure that it comes out of their nose.
She'll kill me if she ever sees me again because I gave her a dragon blaster. To make it worse, I ate spicy Thai food first.
by solardave July 27, 2010