A basted account is a bank account that belongs to someone else , secured/resulting in an unexpected pregnancy from an opportunistic 3rd party.
A BASTED ACCOUNT just made sense to her, the only way she would get any of JACK’s money was if she suddenly became pregnant.
by MILLER604M May 21, 2021
by nenthin September 12, 2020
While in the act of coitus the man pulls out prior to orgasm, pushes his partner onto her (or his) back and ejaculates profusely on their stomach or tummy. This act refers to the action of basting a turkey while roasting it. Also noteworthy for being a sexual act that reduces one's chances of conception. Tummy basting can also be shortened to TB as in "I am going to TB the sh*t out of you."
Perhaps the best part of Tummy Basting is that it requires only one person.
Perhaps the best part of Tummy Basting is that it requires only one person.
by Tummy Baster June 12, 2009
In order to Waste and Baste your woman, you need three essential items.
1) A handle of Tequila
2) A paintbrush (the bigger the better)
3) A bucket of Barbecue Sauce.
The steps to Wasting and Basting are as follows:
1) Get your woman REALLY drunk on Tequila. I mean, blackout drunk. So drunk that she doesn't even know what's going on. This is the waste part.
2) After she is wasted, you want to strip her down to her bare ass.
3) Take your paintbrush, and dip it into the Barbecue Sauce. Get your paintbrush covered. Make sure all of the little bristles are completely immersed in BBQ sauce.
4) Take the paintbrush, and spread it all over her fine ass and her titties. Don't be afraid to use the paintbrush!
And voila, you have successfully wasted and basted your first woman. BUT, if you really wanna be a man; there is one optional step:
5) Lick the BBQ sauce clean off of her ass and titties.
1) A handle of Tequila
2) A paintbrush (the bigger the better)
3) A bucket of Barbecue Sauce.
The steps to Wasting and Basting are as follows:
1) Get your woman REALLY drunk on Tequila. I mean, blackout drunk. So drunk that she doesn't even know what's going on. This is the waste part.
2) After she is wasted, you want to strip her down to her bare ass.
3) Take your paintbrush, and dip it into the Barbecue Sauce. Get your paintbrush covered. Make sure all of the little bristles are completely immersed in BBQ sauce.
4) Take the paintbrush, and spread it all over her fine ass and her titties. Don't be afraid to use the paintbrush!
And voila, you have successfully wasted and basted your first woman. BUT, if you really wanna be a man; there is one optional step:
5) Lick the BBQ sauce clean off of her ass and titties.
I would love to waste and baste that girl. I'd grab a paintbrush, slap some barbecue sauce on that ass, and go to town!
by WasteAndBaster August 6, 2011
WASSUP MY BAST FREON
by Escama July 3, 2018
Short for stupid bastard
by Vcnsy February 9, 2023
Snow Basting is the act of hitting a line off your mans cock and then deep throating the knob to make sure the job is done. The side effects are awesome as well he gets numb and you get lit at the same time!!! Aka Snow Basting!
Ski off my stick girl i need to get basted!!
I know you snowed but did you baste him??
Thats Snow Basting!
I know you snowed but did you baste him??
Thats Snow Basting!
by bruNiCC November 8, 2017