An action that takes place on a forum or message board to indicate, normally in third person, that the character being controlled by the poster has done an action. These actions are placed in a set of asterisks. If in response to someone's post, that normally means that they are the direct object of that action.
Not to be confused with asterisk expression. Asterisk expressions run along the lines of: *sigh* *cough* or *sneeze* If you were to add an "s" to any of those, it would be an action.
Not to be confused with asterisk expression. Asterisk expressions run along the lines of: *sigh* *cough* or *sneeze* If you were to add an "s" to any of those, it would be an action.
asterisk action
User: Hai guyz, what's going on?
*sits down*
I'm thirsty...
*grabs beer*
Troll: "LOL ur wrong im right"
User: *farts on*
Troll: What's an Atari and how the hell was it the "original" console? Xbox was the original console!
User: *punches face*
*shoots*
Troll: LOL launch missile!
*turns key*
User: *Kirk hand chop*
*kicks balls*
User: Hai guyz, what's going on?
*sits down*
I'm thirsty...
*grabs beer*
Troll: "LOL ur wrong im right"
User: *farts on*
Troll: What's an Atari and how the hell was it the "original" console? Xbox was the original console!
User: *punches face*
*shoots*
Troll: LOL launch missile!
*turns key*
User: *Kirk hand chop*
*kicks balls*
by MegamanTTEX November 19, 2010
"Stop playing so much thumb action Billy", said Billy's mom
Eddie is really good at thumb action right?
Eddie is really good at thumb action right?
by scottybballler23 April 4, 2010
The act of having sex with one or multiple elderly women. This can come in many different forms such as, Crusty bag action, Hairy bag action, and just normal Bag action.
Guy 1: did you hear about Henry last night?
Guy 2: Ya i heard he got some bag action from old lady henderson.
Guy 1: What a gross guy
Guy 2: Ya i heard he got some bag action from old lady henderson.
Guy 1: What a gross guy
by thatguythatdidthatthing November 5, 2010
A fictional hero from the poorly drawn anime new to adultswim "shin chan". In the show, shin always watches action bastard on tv. Action bastard is always using his "bastardness" to save the day aginst vilans every week.
by flclimax1 August 30, 2007
The process by which two (or more) lesbians achieve the ultimate orgasm when the male sexual organ or suitable substitute is not available
On the eve of their one year anniversary, the women partook in an exhilarating evening of kneecap action.
by Merixis December 29, 2014
1. A guy who doesn't sit and screw around.
2. A guy who takes action and doesn't just sit and twidle his thumbs talking about it.
2. A guy who takes action and doesn't just sit and twidle his thumbs talking about it.
by Man Of Action February 14, 2005
Scientific terminology indicating multiple steps between a cause and effect. In actuality, the term is a glorified synonym for 'yadda yadda yadda'. It is also used as a filler statement when the speaker does not know how something occurs, but doesn't want to look stupid.
"I got blackout drunk at that party last year, and by the law of mass action, I gotta pay child support."
by Bernard Katz March 18, 2010