5th amendment 

What happens on tour, stays on tour.

Amy: Hey did you get hear about Jessica last night?
Jessica: *from across the room *
5th AMENDMENT!

5th amendment by Singlemostusedpersonever November 2, 2017

29th amendment 

The 29th Amendment is established in order to provide a clear age for use of profanity. 21 years old will be the legal age to participate in any vulgar language. Anyone under the age of 21 will be in violation of the 29th Amendment.

Wow girl, you just broke the 29th Amendment by using a cuss word in a sentence.

29th amendment by Jamison19972013 July 25, 2017

amendment 64 

Amendment 64 allows us, The People, to smoke that herb legally.

Now that amendment 64 has passed, January 2014, recreational use of marijuana will be legal.

amendment 64 by K@#*%! December 11, 2013

aMENdment 

when the male dominated Congress proposes or passes legislation that will negatively impact Women

Congress pushed through the Health Care initiative after passing the Stupak aMENdment.

aMENdment by keepinitbuddha November 9, 2009

Second amendment 

The amendment that is giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment of your car, or your pickup if you live in texas.

SEEN ON A CAR'S BUMPER:

I don't dial 911. I call it on .357

(I know that a .357 isn't an assault weapon.)

Second amendment by eth0 December 15, 2004

Second Amendment 

The right to bear arms

Cut off this man's arms.
This is a violation of the second amendment!

Second Amendment by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Amendment 37 

Whatever David says is always right, because, well... amendment 37.

-courtesy of the Taiwanese urban dictionary.

Amendment 37 Jake...

Amendment 37 by Jakeborchers1 August 22, 2019