zap brannigan 

Zap Brannigan is the captain of the Nimbus in the show Futurama. He is cocky, narcissistic, and desperately in love with Leela (or just wants to sleep with her). None of the main characters can really stand him and his sad attempts to look like a hero. He can, at times, be unprofessional, ignorant, wanting of attention, inappropriate, and sexist (but of course, that's what makes him Zap).

Zap brannigan:"Now you're now officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you."

Leela:"Zap, last night was a mistake."

Zap brannigan:"A sexy mistake."

zap brannigan by Daydaymag June 18, 2014

Yapper Zapper 

A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.

I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!

Yapper Zapper by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021

Zapes 

Another word for niggers where you aren't in a place where you can't say nigger freely.

A group of people who usually are ape-like in appearance and actions. Said to have originated from the Zapes River in Africa.

A term usually used by old women from Boston to describe surly blacks.

Night Shift Supervisor: Where did those Zapes run off to?

Clerk: I last saw them around the Swisher Sweets.

Old Lady from Boston: God damn Zapes stealing all my Bourbon!!!

Zapes by GordonSchumway August 14, 2009

Zapper 

An mind-blowing line of cocaine.

Bro, Brian lined out some zappers, and had me spun for like, two days!

Zapper by Jesussancho November 16, 2018

Zapp Brannigan 

A man who needs no introductionn.

Zapp Brannigan: I am the man with no name...Zapp Brannigan at your service.

Zapp Brannigan by Godzillastein May 8, 2009

Zappity 

used in greetings and well wishes. Perfect for when "happy" just doesn't cut it or for making your facebook birthday greeting stand out amongst the masses.

Zappity birthday to you.

Zappity by vonfafay December 28, 2010

Zapped 

/zapped/: Verb: Noun: Adj.
One's state of mind after consuming copious amounts of alcoholic beverages.

- Dang, did y'all see Erika last night? She was absolutely Zapped!!!
- After work today, I'm going to go home and make me a bowl of Zaps!

Zapped by King of Zaps February 14, 2020