bethany welch

The most perfect girl in the whole damn world.

Bethany Welch is the best girlfriend anyone could ever ask for.

by yyut8888 July 6, 2018

Dinkless welch

A big fat grubby contractor who's dink rotted and fell off.

The dinkless welch is way up north at the mine.

by BPodwor May 4, 2023

Ricky Welch

When somebody you know who can be an absolute arsehole at times. Can also be referred to as a cunt

Man, that guy is a complete Ricky Welch. Paul: Did you see the way Pete was acting yesterday?
John: Did I? Ya man was a proper Ricky Welch

by Rwelch80 May 9, 2022

Laura Welched

A Gen Y term used loosely to describe the state of an adolescent car crash victim (fatal or near fatal) caused by a careless (and/or not well intentioned) teenage driver.

Refers to the current First Lady (maiden name) and the 1963 fatal car “accident.” Laura Welch Bush ran a Midland, Texas stop sign crashing into another car which took the life of her then boyfriend, Mike Douglas.

For details Google search: Laura Welch Bush Fatal Accident Dallas Morning News

Yea man, it was a very gnarley crash. I watched as they untangled the shredded metal from around the engine block. It was tragic. The dude’s head and torso had been Laura Welched in the worst kind of way. Very ugly indeed.

by T Wade January 16, 2007

Florence Welch

1. Ginger with a soul.

2. Beautiful singer of the band Florence and the Machine (Sometimes styled as Florence + The Machine) with an extraordinary voice. Her red hair is very pretty.

Person 1(Me):Have you heard of Florence Welch from the band Florence and The Machine?

Person 2:No...I bet she sucks...

Person 1(Me):**Facepalm** You people disappoint me.

by Willow Collie June 1, 2011

Raquel Welch

Rhyming slang for "felch"

A - "Don't Raquel Welch me."

B - "Alright, sorry."

by The Seventh Si January 6, 2005

Official Welch

(N.)- When Phoenixpro does not pay Kegman909650 on a Brwons v. Cardinals Football Game within 48 hours. Usually takes place on December 2nd, 2007

Quote-kegman909650,Tue, Dec 4 2007, 08:22pm: It has been more than 48 hours since the game was over. 500 FG was still not payed. I believe that is an official welch?

by Lou Sassle December 5, 2007