mexican velcro

A very bad sunburn on ones inner thighs that causes your legs to stick together causing extreme pain when pulling them apart.

While on vacation in Mexico, I got the worst case of Mexican Velcro. I needed a bottle of aloe and the jaws of life to get my legs apart.

by gamoson May 4, 2013

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Velcro monkey

The act of clasping your hands and wrapping them around your loved one's neck while showing them unconditional love and affection at inappropriate times of the day.

My girlfriend Ally is such a velcro monkey. She's always hanging off of me.

by Charlie_foxtrot9 December 27, 2016

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velcro mittens

Special mittens designed to make sheep shagging easy. They just cant get away...

Bruce: "Fetch me my velcro mittens im feeling randy."

by Calpernicus January 9, 2008

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Velcro Party

A party that consists of sticking everything to your walls with velcro.

My room is so awesome after that velcro party!

by Elpoep Eerf January 25, 2009

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When someone has been for a number two, and once flushed the toilet sees their poo laying on the base of the toilet bowl. This is known as a 'Velcro Submarine' for its gripping capacity and submarine shape.

"Mate, I just destroyed the toilet and there's a Velcro Submarine that wont flush!"

by tlmal89 September 21, 2011

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