2 definitions by gamoson
Getting a money shot in the eye from a well do to african american. Even more profound if said african american is wearing a Cosby Sweater
Once in college I dated this black guy and he gave me a one-eyed huckstable. I should have felt ashamed, but I actually enjoyed it.
by gamoson May 31, 2011
A very bad sunburn on ones inner thighs that causes your legs to stick together causing extreme pain when pulling them apart.
While on vacation in Mexico, I got the worst case of Mexican Velcro. I needed a bottle of aloe and the jaws of life to get my legs apart.
by gamoson May 4, 2013