God, what a bitch. EVERYONE hates her ugh, she's a dealer that hides bodies behind Olive Garden. She has a YouTube channel with an intro that goes " Hi guys, Malaria here". And she's tried several times to kill her lover Abraham Lincoln before that shot got him. She's a goth vampire that is also dating Jesus himself.
Valeria, yeah she's great, an asshole but I dedicated my life to her.
by inaccurat October 25, 2018
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Person who tends to bitch about being hurt but likes hurting others.
That girl really just played with him, she's such a valeria
by UnicornBootyShaker June 21, 2020
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Valeria can be the nicest person ever but she could be evil sometimes. She is the top of her class. She's either friends with the smart kids,popular kids or both. She will have over 10 crushes in a whole school year but then realizes those crushes aren't meant for her. She will fall for one specific guy and when she does she will fanisize about her crush like their marriage and how her kids would look like. But she will be the most loving person ever. She will will show you other side of her that has never since before if you date a valeria. Overall, she can the best person ever.
by 123rd April 17, 2020
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cool russian chick...who is in no way an alco! She just loved jackass!
by abigail mcfarland March 16, 2003
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Valeria is a Sex ADDICT. She is kind and sweet though. She has a boyfriend usually spanish speaking like her. Names vary from Alejandro, Jose, Miguel, and Javier. She has already fucked in the first week of a relationship. You’ve seen her BIG ASS BOOBS AND TITTYS.
Me: Have You seen Valerias Tits
Other: Yeah they are big as shit
by Joshua_Tantum262 December 11, 2019
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Matt ur dead...everyone look up 'matt'
by Valeria March 12, 2003
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nah val shes bigger then that dont worry u just could get me up
by callum March 12, 2003
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