by Blue Mattress06 December 13, 2017
A deep crevis in a woman that is only spoken by men. Some say that 1 in 10 have razor sharp teeth that will eat your penis, others say that they smell like the ocean..... Mmmmm, the beach.... Also if you displease the ancient greek gods, your vagina will bleed for 50 years.
Michael- Have you seen that Jewish kid named kyle?
Patrick- No, i had heard he's in the ER.
Michael- OMG, why?
Patrick- He had sex with some girl in her vagina.
Patrick- No, i had heard he's in the ER.
Michael- OMG, why?
Patrick- He had sex with some girl in her vagina.
by LongSchlongsAndWongs July 20, 2015
Mark: Last night, I inserted my penis into Mary's sweet wet vagina.
Frank: How was she?
Mark: She is amazing!
Frank: How was she?
Mark: She is amazing!
by Matt194 June 23, 2013
A yucky icky futile sex organ that gets all soggy when its hungry and bleeds for 6 days without dying!
by FurFur January 27, 2009
Sci. name - Pussius Cuntiholus
Other terms - cunt, credit card swiper, minge, raw meat, etc..
A pair of lips that have been mysteriously positioned sideways as an act of disgrace by god, with the mustache placed in a normal position (referred to as pubic hair).
In its natural habitat, known as "knickers" or "thongs", Pussius Cuntiholus can be found internationally in the most extreme of environmental conditions. However, it faces extinction due to its redundancy, seeing as many penises (the vagina's counterpart) are finding means to release their sexual tension in car exhausts, grilled cheese sandwiches, and even in socks...
Other terms - cunt, credit card swiper, minge, raw meat, etc..
A pair of lips that have been mysteriously positioned sideways as an act of disgrace by god, with the mustache placed in a normal position (referred to as pubic hair).
In its natural habitat, known as "knickers" or "thongs", Pussius Cuntiholus can be found internationally in the most extreme of environmental conditions. However, it faces extinction due to its redundancy, seeing as many penises (the vagina's counterpart) are finding means to release their sexual tension in car exhausts, grilled cheese sandwiches, and even in socks...
1. The penis was inserted into the vagina briskly
2. Man 1: "David is such a vagina"
Man 2: "I believe the term is 'cunt'"
Man 1: "SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT SMELL"
3. I swear that piece of raw meat was vagina...my mistake
2. Man 1: "David is such a vagina"
Man 2: "I believe the term is 'cunt'"
Man 1: "SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT SMELL"
3. I swear that piece of raw meat was vagina...my mistake
by Dee.Vee. Stewie March 16, 2009
by tevion123456789 September 23, 2010