black uniform syndrome

the amazing transformation that comes over someone that works in law enforcement/securtiy. It occurs simultaneously with the donning of the uniform. The wearer instantly feels invincible and develops a "Im Superior" attitude.

Suzie-- honey your sooo nice to me, buying me all those flowers for my birthday.

Jeremiah--awww honey, your welcome

(gets dressed in his black uniform)

Suzie-- Have a safe nite, i love you!

Jeremiah-- Watever woman! When i get home you better be in the kitchen, making me some pie! Because Im the MAN!

Suzie--(muttering) damn black uniform syndrome

by princessandrea1219 March 8, 2011

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Purple Crayon uniform

Black dudes club gear highlighted by a dress shirt with tennis shoes.

Javon was rocking his {Purple Crayon uniform}: 7 Diamonds shirt, Trues, and Pumas.

by barrysantoro April 24, 2011

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Full Uniform Wanker

Someone seen outside their normal work environment wearing their full uniform. Example - a Prison Officer spotted in a shop openly wearing their epaulettes and with key chain swinging freely. Does not apply to anyone who at least makes an effort to disguise their uniform eg by wearing a civilian coat.

I was in ALDI this afternoon and saw a Full Uniform Wanker doing their shopping. And they’re not even on duty til nine tonight.

by Wighteggy November 12, 2019

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Dick sucking Uniform

One single Chopstick used to twist up and hold your hair out of your face and mouth while performing oral sex.

Most importantly The ONLY article of clothing on your body.

....And there she was.... on her knees... ready....with only her dick sucking uniform on...... Amen...

by Kimberstar6 September 8, 2013

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Crotchless cheerleader uniform

A cheerleader uniform that has no crotch so the cheerleader can show off her pussy.
Only cheerleaders from the most progressive high schools and collages ware them.

Kathy's hot in that crotchless cheerleader uniform.

by Deep blue 2012 October 30, 2009

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