Often the result of a pissed-off Godzilla, The Ultimate Showdown is a pointless century-long battle between famous characters, both realistic and fictional, resulting in awestruck civilians, hundreds of dead bodies, and a victorious (yet slightly suicidal) Mr. Rogers.
"This is The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny."
by Timothy Jones March 10, 2006
Something so delicious you nearly cream your pants/panties from overwhelming your senses with yumminess.
by booblover December 15, 2009
A variation on The Stranger. Involves, in addition to sitting on your hand until it becomes numb, also painting the nails on that hand. You then have a seat in a dark room or closet and use your free hand to shine a flashlight on the hand with the painted nails while you masturbate.
"My girlfriend left me, so I gave myself The Ultimate Stranger. I then proceeded to contemplate the emptiness of my existence and ended up contacting my lawyer and writing my will."
by kikanjuuneko February 21, 2008
When someone has failed beyond proportions that would otherwise be considered "Epic", they are stricken with the "Ultimate Fail!"
Guy to other person: Epic Fail.
Other Guy to person who failed: No, it's Ultimate Fail. It has to be.
Other Guy to person who failed: No, it's Ultimate Fail. It has to be.
by PsychoChainsawChipmunk July 15, 2009
The ultimate shocker is the act of putting 10 fingers in the pink and 10 toes in the stink. The reverse ultimate shocker switches holes. This is only performed on the classiest of ladies.
She-Ka couldn't walk straight for a week after Kenny administered the ultimate shocker in the bathroom of a McDonald's.
by Donkey Boner Jr June 11, 2009
The status achieved when a student at Utah State University sits on the bronze "Meet The Challenge" bull naked.
by kut17 October 20, 2010
The most selfless act one can manage.
An even greater honor than The Presidential Medal of Freedom.
This is when you give your life up so one can keep theirs. A true hero.
An even greater honor than The Presidential Medal of Freedom.
This is when you give your life up so one can keep theirs. A true hero.
The ultimate sacrifice can be performed by:
Taking a bullet for one you love
Shoving them out of the path of an oncoming vehicle in exchange for you being hit
Serving as a human shield in any sort of attack
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A mother will often perform the ultimate sacrifice by instinct
Taking a bullet for one you love
Shoving them out of the path of an oncoming vehicle in exchange for you being hit
Serving as a human shield in any sort of attack
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A mother will often perform the ultimate sacrifice by instinct
by jmnthemchine October 23, 2013