When you cheat at Ingress, and have to run around saying "I'm a pretty pretty princess" while throwing off xmps.
by UrbanIlluminati December 11, 2013
An action indicating disapproval and usually outright judgment against the person on the receiving end.
He was standing calmly in his own backyard when suddenly he was slapped in the head with a “thwop” sound because his ex-wife was angrily tossing fish and she was not about to let up!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020
A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.
I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.
by Dick Rivard February 2, 2019
The after effect of "docking", where on uncircumcised penis is inserted into the foreskin of another uncircomsized penis. When one member blows their load the receiving members penis flings the ejaculate through the air in a similar way a catapult tosses boulders.
A point based game may occur with practicing Tom Toss. Points may be scored when a third male or female partner is 6 steps away with his or her anus skyward and accurately receives catapulted load in said anus. This game utilizes aspects of the popular corn hole game.
A point based game may occur with practicing Tom Toss. Points may be scored when a third male or female partner is 6 steps away with his or her anus skyward and accurately receives catapulted load in said anus. This game utilizes aspects of the popular corn hole game.
by Typhius March 4, 2016
"Salad tossing" is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true salad tossing enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Salad tossing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.
Salad tossing is often performed as a part of traditional oral sex, before, during, or after it. The "tossee" may lie on his or her stomach, allowing easy access to the entire ass. Another option is for the tossee to place his or her legs over the tosser's shoulders thus allowing access to the asshole. This position is particularly useful if the tosser is on his or her knees. Since much of the tossee's weight is supported by the tosser, this position is generally more comfortable for a male tosser and a female tossee. Although this position makes access to the entire ass more difficult, it does allow access to both the asshole and the genitalia, so that salad tossing and oral sex may be performed together.
For the sake of reference, the author notes that the salad tossing scene in HBO's "Girls" series (see below), in which the tosser shakes his head from left to right like a hungry dog in heat with a new rawhide, was poorly performed, but did serve the purpose of exposing salad tossing to a new audience.
Salad tossing is often performed as a part of traditional oral sex, before, during, or after it. The "tossee" may lie on his or her stomach, allowing easy access to the entire ass. Another option is for the tossee to place his or her legs over the tosser's shoulders thus allowing access to the asshole. This position is particularly useful if the tosser is on his or her knees. Since much of the tossee's weight is supported by the tosser, this position is generally more comfortable for a male tosser and a female tossee. Although this position makes access to the entire ass more difficult, it does allow access to both the asshole and the genitalia, so that salad tossing and oral sex may be performed together.
For the sake of reference, the author notes that the salad tossing scene in HBO's "Girls" series (see below), in which the tosser shakes his head from left to right like a hungry dog in heat with a new rawhide, was poorly performed, but did serve the purpose of exposing salad tossing to a new audience.
by AAARRRGGGHHH January 28, 2016
Scotch toss is a beach game, in which players toss a closed scotch bottle (possibly filled with a mixer) at one another, while standing in the ocean. If a player catches the bottle, he must drink. If a player drops the bottle, they must take two drinks.
by dbqpvr March 10, 2018
by Nigel1337 March 24, 2018