While engaging in sexual intercourse with a female on a beach, cover your partners face in ejaculate and then shove said partners face into the sand promptly thereafter. The result is your partners face being covered in a sandy, epoxy-like mix.
- "Tom, how was your honeymoon in Aruba?"
- "It was fantastic. Nothing says "I love you" quite like a Tokyo Sandblaster".
- "It was fantastic. Nothing says "I love you" quite like a Tokyo Sandblaster".
by Sir Rumpleforeskin November 11, 2010
Get the Tokyo Sandblastermug. When two sexual partners have intercourse after fully shaving their pubic hair about three days prior. Their genitalia resembles two pieces of sandpaper rubbing against each other and the resulting rash is bright red like the Tokyo flag.
Whoa dude, I just found out Andy Richter banged my girlfriend last night! I hope he enjoyed the Tokyo Sandblaster. Asshole.
by B*Long (that's my rap name) November 11, 2010
Get the Tokyo Sandblastermug. The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.
Erica really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in her mouth from Dwayne giving her a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by Tugboat222 November 13, 2010
Get the Tokyo Sandblastermug. The Japanese way of having intercourse between a male and female with no penis involvement. Insemination is passed through an orgami straw.
by kingjostle November 11, 2010
Get the Tokyo Sandblastermug. Where one shoves graded grounded down stones (of various assortment) up their rectum, for a standard business day to build up chunks of fecal sediment, after which they have sexual butt intercourse with another
I've got crust down south, could use a tokyo sandblaster.
Oh Tokyo sand blast me baby
You are a sandblaster master!
Oh Tokyo sand blast me baby
You are a sandblaster master!
by The sandblaster master November 11, 2010
Get the Tokyo Sandblastermug. by Portland87 November 13, 2010
Get the tokyo sandblastmug. sexual innuendo referring to a position make popular by Conan O'Brien on his 2nd episode of the Conan show.
Have you ever done the Tokyo sandblaster?" "Not that I am aware of, but I have decorated the lady cake.
by Cigarettebutt75 November 12, 2010
Get the Tokyo sandblastermug.