Tokyo Sandblaster 

When engaging in COITUS on a beach, at the point of climax, a man may ejaculate upon the face of his respective partner. Afterwards sprinkling sand on their face causing the semen to adhere to the sand.

Lauren sat on my face, I ate her bunghole and just as I was about to skeet, I got up and hovered my doinger over her forhead and let loose. Her face looked like a krispy kreme doughnut until I sprinkled sand on it and then she looked like sandpaper. Gotta love the look of a classy Tokyo Sandblaster!

Tokyo Sandblaster by Lamp Shayd November 14, 2010

tokyo sandblaster 

so you just heard this on conan and you look it up seeing someone is trolling you

omg conan u so funny when you say tokyo sandblaster

tokyo sandblaster by tntunus November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

When Conan farts inside a styrofoam cup, and pours milk in it. This, as many of you know, creates a rotten egg like smell AND taste. Then, he proceeds to offer this refreshment to Andy, thus resulting in a TOKYO SANDBLASTER!!

Conan Farts in cup. Pours in milk. Andy drinks. Mmmmm. Now that's one tasty Tokyo Sandblaster!

Tokyo Sandblaster by Poway Derek November 14, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

When a Japanese street-walker crams sand up her snatch with the sole purpose of queefing it out all over your cock and/or ballz until you experience orgasm.

Guy 1: Bro, how was your trip to Japan??

Guy 2: You're never gonna believe it! I picked up this 4-dollar 'ho and she gave me the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster!!

Guy 1: You are one lucky son of a bitch...

Tokyo Sandblaster by King Jiggy November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

A gender augmentation surgery performed on Asian males as part of a sex-change operation in which the penis is removed through abrasion.

Did you hear that Miko got rid of her penis? She got a Tokyo Sandblaster last week.

Tokyo Sandblaster by Cdre_Perry November 13, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

The act of getting sushi with a woman of 65 years of age or older and then smelling her fishy genitalia in the bathroom of same sushi restaurant. Complete the act with sweet, messy loving. Generally ends with a raw penis due to dry vagina.

Guy 1: That party was so crazy last night!
Guy 2: After, I left and gave Mike's Grandma a Tokyo Sandblaster!
Guy 1: Nice!

Tokyo Sandblaster by duckfox91 November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

Sneezing in an asian woman's asshole.

we were sixty-nining when my allergies kicked in, so it was Tokyo Sandblaster

Tokyo Sandblaster by Blaster Master November 11, 2010