Random person: Hey Suzy, how do you make it through these hard ass days?
Suzy Jenkins: A little concotion I came up with myself that I call the mother's cure. Oxycontin washed down with Jack D. Put it in a cup it looks like iced tea.
Suzy Jenkins: A little concotion I came up with myself that I call the mother's cure. Oxycontin washed down with Jack D. Put it in a cup it looks like iced tea.
by RustyBuddha August 24, 2010
by I can’t tell you who I am duhh June 29, 2018
there is no cure. research is still being done. to go further into investigation, we must know how to kill that which has no soul
by el beavo January 27, 2008
The only known cure for gay, is death. What expedient means sought to bring this about is not important, only after death the disease known as gay is cured.
John died yesterday by getting into the swing arc of a baseball bat. May he rest in peace, his gay cure alleviated him of his disorder.
by Ass Diamond June 1, 2017
1. any form of liquid that can be used to cure the cottonmouth from the inhalation of some highly potent (extremely dank) flav.
2. Water
3. A beverage used to cry drymouth caused by: littering and, litterin and, litterin and smokin the reefer. (the blonde BZ from that movie is fine)
2. Water
3. A beverage used to cry drymouth caused by: littering and, litterin and, litterin and smokin the reefer. (the blonde BZ from that movie is fine)
shit homie, i need some cottonmouth cure.
I got cottonmouth like a BZ, you got any cottonmouth cure for a cottonmouth king?
Monsters and Water are dank cottonmouth cure.
I got cottonmouth like a BZ, you got any cottonmouth cure for a cottonmouth king?
Monsters and Water are dank cottonmouth cure.
by Jimbo_Slice August 5, 2008
There is no cure for autism, and there will most likely never be one to ever exist. Most autistic people would decline one anyhow given the choice, since autism typically plays a big part in who they are.
Cures that won't work:
- Diets. Will not affect the brain in any way related to autism.
- ABA (Applied Behavior Analysis) Therapy. ABA is supposed to prevent meltdowns, often mistaken for temper tantrums by less educated parents. A temper tantrum is someone trying to manipulate people to get something, whereas a meltdown is the brain being overloaded with information to process about its surroundings (If it's too loud, too bright, etc.).
ABA makes the autistic person conform to neurotypical standards, though they are not suited for it. All a meltdown needs in order to be settled is usually a dark, quiet room with support where needed. Instead of suggesting catering to these needs, ABA 'therapists' will punish autistic people for having meltdowns, despite meltdowns being out of their control. ABA therapists are usually in it for the money.
(Side note about vaccines: It's a common misconception made up by a man called Andrew Wakefield, who claimed in a 1998 article that the MMR vaccine could give someone autism by affecting the intestines, with skewed and fabricated evidence. He lost his medical license in 2010, and all of the original authors have taken their names off of the article since.)
Cures that won't work:
- Diets. Will not affect the brain in any way related to autism.
- ABA (Applied Behavior Analysis) Therapy. ABA is supposed to prevent meltdowns, often mistaken for temper tantrums by less educated parents. A temper tantrum is someone trying to manipulate people to get something, whereas a meltdown is the brain being overloaded with information to process about its surroundings (If it's too loud, too bright, etc.).
ABA makes the autistic person conform to neurotypical standards, though they are not suited for it. All a meltdown needs in order to be settled is usually a dark, quiet room with support where needed. Instead of suggesting catering to these needs, ABA 'therapists' will punish autistic people for having meltdowns, despite meltdowns being out of their control. ABA therapists are usually in it for the money.
(Side note about vaccines: It's a common misconception made up by a man called Andrew Wakefield, who claimed in a 1998 article that the MMR vaccine could give someone autism by affecting the intestines, with skewed and fabricated evidence. He lost his medical license in 2010, and all of the original authors have taken their names off of the article since.)
The only true "cure for autism" that will work is listening to autistic voices. There is a lot of misunderstanding about the autistic community, and the best way to clear it up is by learning about autism first. The reason it hasn't been cleared up is because some people live in ignorance and don't want to listen.
Autistic people are the only firsthand experts on autism. A neurotypical person will never truly understand/experience what it is like, no matter how qualified they are in any biology. Let us speak first, then you can work on a cure.
(Which still won't happen).
Autistic people are the only firsthand experts on autism. A neurotypical person will never truly understand/experience what it is like, no matter how qualified they are in any biology. Let us speak first, then you can work on a cure.
(Which still won't happen).
by sphere god August 12, 2022
girl: omgomg im so depressed i want to kill myself
dude: best cure for depression is sex so sex me ;)
dude: best cure for depression is sex so sex me ;)
by ur big brain dad September 27, 2020