Sweatpants Nonconformist

Someone who actually doesn't care what anyone else thinks, because they go out in public with little to no effort to look presentable, or look like anything for that matter. Their clothes are typically cheap and ill-fitting, and they wear sweatpants because they are the most comfortable thing it is legal to leave the house in.

Stereotypical nonconformists are not the literal extreme because they are still conforming to society's expectations by putting effort into going against the acceptable look. Those who wear sweatpants NOT YOGA PANTS in public are acting under no external influence whatsoever.

Asshole: You're fat and you have acne all over your face; what an ugo!
Me: I'm wearing my gym clothes on a day I'm not going to the gym; do I really look like I care? Your words are wasted on a sweatpants nonconformist like myself.

by depressedannie September 17, 2014

Grey sweatpants

Man Hoe Uniform, Himbo favorite outfit. Josh's favorite color pants to wear.

Oh look Josh and Trey got their manhoe uniforms on today for the gym. Those grey sweatpants are their manhoe uniforms, to show off their schlong.

by 9Doll July 14, 2024

Sweatpants day

It is sweatpants day!
Time to wear sweatpants

Mom: Why are you wearing sweatpants?
Kid: because it's the national sweatpants day!

by Froggy_101 March 7, 2021

Plaid sweatpants

Someone who thinks they have a big weenier

Look at that guys nonexistent bulge! Oh… should’ve guessed, he’s wearing plaid sweatpants.

by Candyapple September 3, 2022

south dakota sweatpants

When you piss your pants and make your midwest lot lizard wear them home.

Gave Tyeler my South Dakota sweatpants last night.

by SdRaider August 14, 2023

Earl Sweatpants

Earl Sweatshirts autistic little brother who was locked in the Chamber for his earlier years

Person 1: You hear Earl Sweatpants new album yet?
Person 2: What the fuck

by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022