Guy: sup bitchezzz... check dis mufuckin cock-n-stein
*whips out*
Bitchezzz: oh daddy give me that big hard cock-n-stein
Guy: fuck dat... i'm gay
*whips out*
Bitchezzz: oh daddy give me that big hard cock-n-stein
Guy: fuck dat... i'm gay
by Fagatron1927 February 28, 2011
by FuckYou February 23, 2003
Equipment needed:
1. Girl
2. Jumper cables
3. Bucket of ice cubes
4. Boots
5. Proper safety knowledge
Chain your "freak on a leash" (a willing "Bride", of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked.
Ice down her nipples (nipple rings "perferred") with ice cubes until their erect like icicles.
Showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. Make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation.
To ensure she is receiving the proper "charge" . . . spark her ass-nition with your power rod . . .
and Enjoy ! ! !
1. Girl
2. Jumper cables
3. Bucket of ice cubes
4. Boots
5. Proper safety knowledge
Chain your "freak on a leash" (a willing "Bride", of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked.
Ice down her nipples (nipple rings "perferred") with ice cubes until their erect like icicles.
Showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. Make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation.
To ensure she is receiving the proper "charge" . . . spark her ass-nition with your power rod . . .
and Enjoy ! ! !
One night I was working late in my auto garage when a barbie doll walked in needing a "jump" . . . suffice to say I gave her the "Bride of Clamp-N-Stein".
by Delmarva Inbreeds July 27, 2009
A battle choke hold where a fat guy holds you in place and crams a Big Mac in your mouth until you fall unconscious
If you ever heard Netflix Dark tv series, it's basically the same thing but without incest.
Whereas they are high quality shows with master degree level astophysics and natural science, philosophy infos.
Whereas they are high quality shows with master degree level astophysics and natural science, philosophy infos.
Karen: Noah is my mother and father also son? What the fuck is that? How can someone be mother of herself? I memorized all family tree of Dark but still I can't figure out!
Daniel: Then watch Steins Gate.
Daniel: Then watch Steins Gate.
by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023
by thuglove January 8, 2009
As she lay back and parted her legs, eagerly anticipating the feel of her lover's tongue upon her moist lady lips, she was extremly disconcerted to hear him gag and exclaim "Jesus girl, when you last wash this thing. It smells like Rick Stein's bin down here"
by Rory Grue December 30, 2022