by ykwhojayis June 16, 2021
A high maintenance person at the Burning Man Festival who is unprepared for the harsh camping environment and becomes a burden to their camp-mates.
Burner #1: "Can you believe that Sparkle Pony over there brought 60 costumes but only 2 gallons of water and some ramen noodles?"
Burner#2: "Yeah. They asked me where the food court was located."
Burner#2: "Yeah. They asked me where the food court was located."
by InsertCoolNameHere February 18, 2010
Someone who is the very definition of beautiful. That is, someone who is pleasing the senses or mind aesthetically and is of a very high standard; excellent (see def. of beautiful). The very presence of this person will light up the entire room because of her bubbly attitude and perfected smile. Usually characterized by her strawberry blonde/red hair, and gorgeous blue eyes, that hold more beauty then the ocean. She is always seen dancing and hopping about, and most definitely loves Disney films. She is very intelligent, but always has moments that reveal her puppy-like cuteness. Most notably, a "Caitlin" usually leads a life of freedom and spontaneity. The only people fit to love a "Caitlin" are men who are 6'1, at least 205 lbs but in athletic shape, with brown hair, and must be generally great at everything.
Person 1: I love Caitlin (Sparkles), she is the best thing to ever happen to me
Person 2: No! I love her as well!
Person 3: But I love her!
Relatively short guy: Do any of you meet said qualifications to love such an elegant creature?
Person 1,2,3: Nooooo?
Person 19: I DO!
Everyone else: Aww darn we jealous, so jealous...
Person 2: No! I love her as well!
Person 3: But I love her!
Relatively short guy: Do any of you meet said qualifications to love such an elegant creature?
Person 1,2,3: Nooooo?
Person 19: I DO!
Everyone else: Aww darn we jealous, so jealous...
by Sallyvadores May 12, 2013
A sparkle party is full of lots of hardcore things, like party pants, dancey dance, sparkles and the like. The music playing at said party will probably be a techno-dance blend. Classical pianists are known for their secret love for dance music.
see also: German Sparkle Party
see also: German Sparkle Party
"I had such a kickass time at that Sparkle Party last night. Glad I wore my rubber boots and party pants for dancey dance!"
"Oh my god, heck yeah! i can't get the sparkles out of my hair or off my skin... I think i might see if i can permanently embed them into my flesh."
"Oh my god, heck yeah! i can't get the sparkles out of my hair or off my skin... I think i might see if i can permanently embed them into my flesh."
by Princess Shparkle Party October 7, 2011
Edward Cullen's penis in the novel series Twilight. Since he is a vampire who sparkles, it's only logical that his penis sparkles as well.
It is assumed that because Robert Pattison is playing Cullen in the Twilight movie, he will has a sparkle penis as well.
It is assumed that because Robert Pattison is playing Cullen in the Twilight movie, he will has a sparkle penis as well.
by rpattzfan91 June 18, 2008
on super smash bros brawl: a wand-like object with a star on the end that shoots sparkles when you attack.
"my friend got the sparkle stick on super smash bros brawl and totally pwned me."
"I HAVE THE SPARKLE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I HAVE THE SPARKLE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by FieryCupcake July 20, 2009
After you have sex with an albino girl, she smiles and you wipe your cum on her teeth so they gleam in the sun light.
Someone please post a pic of an A&W cream soda can if you can't actually perform one. Albino girls are rare treasures. The porn for them is practically nonexistant. Even more so than midget.
by Karate Jesus December 8, 2004