Stumped

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.

In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!

Stumped by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005

skumped

one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.

"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"

skumped by ducken January 14, 2008

Slumpd 

Sleeping Like U Mastered Perfect Dreaming. a word popularize by Slumpd Clothing.

Last night i was Slumpd in a corner.

Slumpd by segaman360 June 15, 2018

Slumper 

A person that has nodded off and is slumped over. Normally behind the wheel of a car or in a sitting position due to drugs or Alcohol.

Dispatch informed the officer that there was a slumper in a white sedan on the corner of first and elm.

Slumper by Stormyrayn August 6, 2022

slurped out

dick riding, dick sucking, fanned out

boy yo ass slurped out

slurped out by TalibanDae January 2, 2023

slumper 

a beat that slaps hella hard, a dope ass song u can gig to.

ey knock a slumper so we can get to giggin yadidimean?!?!

slumper by bigpermz July 3, 2005

Shlumped 

Refers to when someone is really drunk or inebriated.

Mike: "yo last night was crazy, I was shlumped cuz"

Nino: "fosho brother last night was mad trill"

Shlumped by Nine000watts March 6, 2015