A Nazi general of the third regiment responsible for the deaths of over 10,000 Jewish children. It is belived that his sheer ruthlessness was what caused Hitler's suicide
by Simoney$$ November 27, 2018
A Simon is a one of a kind man. He is beautiful, smart ass, sexy and funny. Usually he physically looks like a Greek God,with strong and beautiful legs, a huge back,big arms, green eyes and dark black hair.
He will go through fire, dragons and kingdom if he is in love with you.
He makes feel the girl he is with like a Queen. If you are with a Simon always be kind to him and fight to be by his side.
He is definitely an angel on earth.
He will go through fire, dragons and kingdom if he is in love with you.
He makes feel the girl he is with like a Queen. If you are with a Simon always be kind to him and fight to be by his side.
He is definitely an angel on earth.
Me: Omg this guy i an dating is amazing.
I feel great with him!!
Girl: you so lucky ! You found yourself a Simon !
I feel great with him!!
Girl: you so lucky ! You found yourself a Simon !
by Talia25 May 25, 2017
Bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves a solid 7-10; "You got Simonized"
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.
by CougarSlayers December 28, 2018
Simone is a crazy my extremley hot girl who weirdos are strangley attracted to. She is also the most bangable ass in rock n roll ;)
by xaivilox September 17, 2008
The most amazing, caring individual you'll ever meet. his impressions will make u giggle, and his smile will make u melt. he's the most Psychobilly boy out there. he often wears bondage pants, butt flaps, creepers and a psychohawk. he may look tough and mean, but in actuality he is the sweetest person ever. he'll make your heart melt.
by Nikki Cupcakes February 20, 2009
"Dude you're the life of the party, you're such a Simon" "Mate did you see that guy, he is a REAL Simon" :D
by Laskar man March 5, 2007
by Szymn. M August 4, 2006