a thin slice of meat fried in fat. The meat is usually thinned by pounding with a meat tenderizer on a stick
Schnitzel
Schnitzel, the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
Schnitzel Man can serve them quick
It's a schnitzel on a stick
"No more spoons, use your hands!"
Says the friendly Schnitzel Man
"Make sure you keep an extra one
For later in your leiderhosen!"
Schnitzel the favorite treat
The stick that's served with dough and meat
"Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, too!
Schnitzel me and schnitzel you!"
"To sing on stage has been my dream
Or even at the movie screen"
"I want to sell the bunion cream
To be a German Charlie Scheen"
"I want to be a yodel man
To sing with Happy Yodel band"
"To miss this dream would make sick
But for now I serve the schnitzel stick!"
"They'll taste good!"
(They'll taste good)
"Meat and stick"
(Meat and stick)
"Raid that fridge"
(Raid that fridge)
"For the schnitzel stick!"
(For schnitzel stick!)
Schnitzel the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
"Eat them to grow big and thick
It's a schnitzel on a stick!
It's a schnitzel on a stick!"
by King Yemma December 13, 2020
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To be pwned with schnitzel, to ultimately defeated by a slice of schnitzel.
Dude, that's schnitzel pwnage! Schnitzel just pwned my COD record!
by Adam Whiskey March 9, 2011
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Sausage Snobbery. When one is made to feel inferior when one's dinner sausage is outshone in the superiority stakes by a larger example on a friend's plate.
My pork and apple breakfast sausage stood no chance when I saw that Sian was eating a huge Braunschweiger. And did'nt she just know it. Her Schnitzel Pomp knows no bounds!
by Joey Crawford February 2, 2007
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When two people are doing anal and the person giving the d*ck pulls it out of the others arse and it's covered in sh*t
Yo, me and Stephanie were doing anal last night and I got a chocolate schnitzel
by Josh10011 July 31, 2017
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I was trying to buy a used Harley, but all I could find we're schnitzel missiles and rice rockets.
by DT2020 February 25, 2019
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v. to freak out, overreact; flip shit

derived from "flip shit", used in situations when the word 'shit' is not appropriate, for example in front of a teacher, parent, or younger sibling
"Mom I swear, if the teacher gives us one more freaking assignment, I'm gonna flip schnitzel."
by chillyabiscuits March 18, 2010
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THE FUCKING SEXY BEAST OF YOUTUBE. his peen is bigger than a normal male human. HE LOVE HIS BLUE WII!
GO SUBSCRIBE OR YOU HAVE A SMALL PEEN.

wanking noises*
Person :1 HAVE YOU WATCHED THE NEW BILLIE JEAN PART 2

Person :2 UMMMMMMM IM NOT FUCKING STUPID DUMBASS

Person :3 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KRUSTY SCHNITZEL OMG I WANK TO HIM.
by I LOVE KRUSTY SCHNITZEL June 6, 2019
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