Rick Santorum

One who is extremely strange, eccentric, fantastic, weird, or insane. See also kook, fruitcake, crackpot, nutcase or screwball.

I thought John was a kook, but that guy is a real Rick Santorum.

by Ploxhoi December 30, 2011

Santorum surge

1. The sudden rise in popularity of presidential candidate Richard "Rick" Santorum immediately preceding the 2012 Iowa caucus, and his surprisingly impressive performance in the caucus.

2. The sudden expulsion of a frothy emulsion of personal lubricant and fecal matter ("Santorum"), often caused by overstimulation of the anal sphincter.

TV Anchor: "The Santorum surge is largely attributable to social conservatives, especially white evangelical Christians."

Viewer (in disgust): "I'll show you a Santorum surge!"

by Benjamin Waugh January 5, 2012

Rick Santorum

After intercourse, the man wipes his member covered in Santorum with his hand and asks "What did the hand say to the face?" Before his partner can reply, he smacks them across the face with his Santorum-covered hand.

I promptly wiped my cock after fucking my girl friend in the ass and asked in a sweet tone "What did the hand say to the face?" and quickly slapped her before she could answer.

I'm Rick Santorum bitch!

by Rick-James January 8, 2012

Senator Santorum

The sub-species of santorum left behind by anti-gay politicians who have been caught in a gay tryst. The same frothy, seminal, fecal goodness with a whiff of hypocrisy.

Have you guys seen the pictures that just leaked from the Minneapolis police department of Larry Craig and his Senator Santorum?

by PAfunk March 24, 2011

rusty santorum

The result of not cleaning off santorum and allowing it to dry into a rust-colored crusty patch.

I passed out after the gang bang last night and this morning found rusty santorum on my back and sheets.

by stylinram January 11, 2012

Santorum's Mustache

A question whose answer one fears to seek.

Etymology: Rick Santorum used to have a mustache. It would be funny to see a picture of this. But there's no way you're searching for "Santorum's Mustache" on the Internet.

"Um, are you sure that hooker was really a woman?"

"Santorum's Mustache, man."

by Black Passion February 3, 2012

Frothy Santorum

What the egotistical, self-centered, ignorant asshole in front of you at Starbucks invariably orders.

Refers only to Republicans.

I'll have a half-caff, low-fat, extra frothy Santorum (a cappuccino with lots of froth)

by Global Sufi September 23, 2006