by ysrhqgqerahqaeyrey January 12, 2016
Get the david samsonmug. He was a Samson
by KidFromHealthClass September 23, 2019
Get the Samsonmug. by samsonuwan May 04, 2021
Get the samson uwanmug. Samson is a good friend, partner, and son. heโs also a fun person to be around! Samson is also a very honest guy and heโs the most handsomest guy in the world. if you ever see a Samson grab him before someone else does!
by ๐ป๐ธ๐ซ๐ต๐ธ๐๐ผ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ธ๐ญ June 10, 2024
Get the Samsonmug. Biblical series! It's the thing! It's time for the thing! The thing I was doing from before. The Biblical series.
God "Heyheyhey, check it it out. Check out that guy over there."
Lucifer ๐ "Another boat guy? What is wrong with-"
Philistine "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" *THUD*
Lucifer "HOLY SHIT!"
God "Yeah! Right!?"
Lucifer "He threw that guy, like, 40 feet in the air! I mean... I could throw a guy higher than that but they don't do that! What the hell did you do!?"
God "I made a deal."
Lucifer "A deal? A deal for what?"
God "Well.. I give him super strength... And HE... Grows his hair out."
Lucifer ๐ "What could you possibly have to gain from him growing out his fucking- Jesus, he is mangling those fucking guys..."
God "Heyheyhey, check it it out. Check out that guy over there."
Lucifer ๐ "Another boat guy? What is wrong with-"
Philistine "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" *THUD*
Lucifer "HOLY SHIT!"
God "Yeah! Right!?"
Lucifer "He threw that guy, like, 40 feet in the air! I mean... I could throw a guy higher than that but they don't do that! What the hell did you do!?"
God "I made a deal."
Lucifer "A deal? A deal for what?"
God "Well.. I give him super strength... And HE... Grows his hair out."
Lucifer ๐ "What could you possibly have to gain from him growing out his fucking- Jesus, he is mangling those fucking guys..."
God "No, Jesus was the me-guy this is Samson- Wait... Is that... Yet? Where ARE we, like, chronologically speaking?" ๐ค
Lucifer "What IS that in his hand!?"
God "Donkey jaw."
Lucifer "The JAW of a donkey?"
God "Yup."
Lucifer ๐จ "Did he mutilate a donkey just to do that!? Who is that for!?"
God ๐คท โ๏ธ "I donno. It's a good weapon I guess."
Lucifer "IT ISN'T THAT, THOUGH! IT ISN'T! It can't possibly BE that! AT ALL!"
God "I mean, he's killed like 784 guys with it already so... Ya know... It's hard to say isn't a good weapon..."
Lucifer ๐ "Say that you genuinely believe a donkey jaw is a good weapon. Say it out loud."
God "Well... Yeah... The super strength is probably doing a lot of the legwork... But he's having fun. And that's what counts."
Lucifer "Pffft! Hahahahaha! That is stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm done. This is dumb."
God "What? Where are you... *sigh* Well I think it's cool... Kachow! Kachow! Jaw-stab! Kachow! Super jaw-stab! Heheheheheh..."
Lucifer "What IS that in his hand!?"
God "Donkey jaw."
Lucifer "The JAW of a donkey?"
God "Yup."
Lucifer ๐จ "Did he mutilate a donkey just to do that!? Who is that for!?"
God ๐คท โ๏ธ "I donno. It's a good weapon I guess."
Lucifer "IT ISN'T THAT, THOUGH! IT ISN'T! It can't possibly BE that! AT ALL!"
God "I mean, he's killed like 784 guys with it already so... Ya know... It's hard to say isn't a good weapon..."
Lucifer ๐ "Say that you genuinely believe a donkey jaw is a good weapon. Say it out loud."
God "Well... Yeah... The super strength is probably doing a lot of the legwork... But he's having fun. And that's what counts."
Lucifer "Pffft! Hahahahaha! That is stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm done. This is dumb."
God "What? Where are you... *sigh* Well I think it's cool... Kachow! Kachow! Jaw-stab! Kachow! Super jaw-stab! Heheheheheh..."
by Hym Iam January 07, 2024
Get the Samsonmug. Boy 1: Hey did you hear about what that kid did to the girl in gym who broke her ankle?
Girl 1: Yeah! OMG heโs such a kai samson
Girl 1: Yeah! OMG heโs such a kai samson
by Jonesy the Thiccc lord April 29, 2019
Get the kai samsonmug.