*Jehovah's Witness knocks on man's door*
Witness: Hello, sir, do you have time to talk about his Holy Grace Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Michael: GET OUT OF HERE OR I WILL CURSE YOU FOR I am SATAN! *starts flailing and rolling on the floor*
* Witness runs away*
Jehovah's Witness repellent
See? Easy.
Witness: Hello, sir, do you have time to talk about his Holy Grace Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Michael: GET OUT OF HERE OR I WILL CURSE YOU FOR I am SATAN! *starts flailing and rolling on the floor*
* Witness runs away*
Jehovah's Witness repellent
See? Easy.
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 28, 2022
by hardhitr3 September 28, 2009
A chemical used to repel those that are easily offended, banish all weird European films, and replace them with epic bacon and tires.
by Special Snowflake Repellent August 30, 2019
by Dr.Othlmun March 31, 2022
Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene is a gene that is found in the beautyberry plant, especially in the American Beautyberry. Fresh, crushed leaves of American beautyberry(Callicarpa americana) helped keep biting insects away from animals and humans. Callicarpenal is the chemical that is found in the beautyberry plant that repels mosquitoes. If we genetically modify ourselves and animals such as mice, horses, mules, and donkeys with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene, we would produce Callicarpenal and repel mosquitoes.
I genetically modified myself with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene and now I don't get bitten by mosquitoes anymore. Yes! Now I produce Callicarpenal.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 16, 2021
A substance stored in an aerosol can used to repel both living and explosive and/or inflatable sharks. It is often found on bat-helicopters or whereever Batman thinks it would come in handy.
Batman finds himself with a inflatable, explosive shark latched to his leg.
Batman: Robin! Get me the shark repellent bat spray!
Batman: Robin! Get me the shark repellent bat spray!
by TheGammaGeek April 27, 2011
Oh no, that angry mountain lion wants to attack me. Thank god I have my mountain lion repellent: Kristen naked on a mountain bike.
by mountainlion May 25, 2009