Man: "Hey have you already seen the new PETA..."

Woman: "..ssh! The kids are here!"

Man 2: "Oh I did on their website. Boy was I desperate yesterday..."
by momma slapper July 16, 2008
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eco-terroists. obssesed with animal rights, and do vandalism and other crimes against oil tankers, construction sites, and almost anything that has to do with meat/animals. i don't care if they're vegetarians, but they're total douche bags for the other stuff they do, like spilling red paint on little kids wearing mickey mouse ears, drilling holes in oil tankers, vandalizing construction sites, etc.
"PETA are psychos, i think they're into beastiality"
by cream of sumyungay September 15, 2005
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An acronym for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Despite their name, it's an organization in the US that has done all sorts of messed up things, including euthanizing many healthy animals (some of which are pets taken away from their owners). It's an organization full of deceit, hypocrisy and abuse.

It has euthanized healthy animals, destroyed property and used violence despite claiming veganism is about peace and behave like fascists as they wanna force their vegan ideology upon all human beings. They wanna ban zoos, aquariums and believe is it abuse for disabled people to own service dogs and for people to own pets.

PETA is a fascist and a terrorist organization, they need to be shut down and they're giving decent vegans a bad name.
I'm all for treating animals nicely, but PETA needs to realise that humans will always be above animals.

I don't have a problem with vegans, but the toxic ones such as PETA supporters are really annoying. Nobody is forcing them to eat meat or dairy if they don't want to, so why should they force their food choices onto others?
by Random fangirl 98 October 21, 2018
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Absolutely horrible organization bent on eliminating ALL pet ownership! PETA claims to be people for the ethnical treatment of animals, but all they are are people who would rather see an animal dead than in the constraints of human ownership. They recently stole a 9-year old's dog without just cause and killed it. They claim milk is a racist drink and that meat causes incompetency. Hello, humans have been drinking milk and eating meat for many many years now, I doubt they pose a threat if our ancestors ate meat and drank milk. These people are extremist assholes! A true animal lover protects animals, not kill them! Animals have forever changed our lives and that's the way it needs to stay!
In the past year, PETA has euthanized roughly 30,000 animals they deemed unadoptable.
by Truelove101 January 2, 2015
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PETA stands for "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals" and, frankly, they are a bullshit organization that attempts to "liberate" animals.

Nobody in their right mind likes PETA. You see it all the time. Only liberals, bullshitting politicians, feminists, and general conformist morons like PETA. Everyone else hates them or don't give half a damn. South Park, Maddox, and even The Onion makes fun of them.

The aforementioned people has a good reason to make fun of PETA too. Here are a number of reasons why no one should like PETA:

1.PETA is the same organization that funds Earth Liberation Front (ELF), a terrorist group that has already committed several crimes, including murder. When questioned about the funding, PETA President Ingrid Newkirk said that she considered Rodney Coronado, who was part of ELF and had been convicted in firebombing Michigan University, to be a fine young man.
2.PETA is the same organization that killed Keiko, the killer whale that starred in the movie "Free Willy". In an attempt to free Keiko, they turned their backs on the fact that he is not used to wild life. Soon, he was discovered at another harbor performing tricks. They tried to "liberate" him again, but the result was that he went somewhere else where there was humans (Norway last I heard). So rather than letting him live a long, luxurious life in showbiz, PETA managed to mess it up for him and let him died in captivity in Norway.

And these are just the examples that infuriates me the most. If someone is an animal lover and don't wish to see animals kill, but NO ONE can say that they like PETA without being labeled an asshole. PETA is a hypocritical organization that supports terrorists, fascist laws, and even the FBI has looked into them.

I am glad that the vast majority of people will never listen to their bullshit. For the people who do like PETA, though, they deserve no mercy. With all of the scandals surrounding PETA, the only way a person could think they are the good guys is if they're willfully ignorant.
Liberal Asshole: I am only eating vegetables so that I can limit the suffering of animals!

Man: You know, millions of animals are killed by combines. If you plant your own vegetables, you'll limit the suffering even more!

Liberal Asshole: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Now that is way TOO inconvient for me! I think I'll just stay this way, thank you. Go PETA!
by BusinessMan February 22, 2005
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A front for a terrorist organisation. Members of PETA believe that "animal rights" is a worthy cause for murders and bombing. Most of them are vegans.

This group is highly dangerous and needs to be eradicated as part of the "war on terror". At least Al Quaida don't pretend to be anything other than a bunch of goat-f***ing terrorist scum.
"She mu a member of PETA. Look, she's skinny, pasty, anaemic and malnourised, and... OH F***! SHE'S GOT A BOMB! RUN!"
by ILMOSTRO February 21, 2005
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