couch ho or couch hoe

A person who cheats with someone on the living room couch in the same house where their partner is actively sleeping (or awake) in the another room.

It suddenly was quiet with odd sounds, and as I emerged from the bedroom I discovered that I was going to have to burn my couch since my partner and coworker had transformed into the dreaded couch ho or couch hoe (couch hoes).

by MT_UhHuh March 17, 2021

couch

couch is a blues/indie/punk/rock band from Tulsa, OK. On the verge of greatness, the band is at the forefront of an exciting new local music scene in Tulsa. Proof: www.myspace.com/couchsongs

"Dude, did you make it to the couch show last night?"
"Fuck yeah I did!"
"Word..."

by Couch Fan December 2, 2007

Joe Couch

To buy drinks for one or more people then leaving and sticking them with the tab.

Tom ordered a shot for the group and then Joe Couched them with the tab.

by Kiethsmom March 27, 2014

couch~glued

A state of being So Into something, as like TV or a Deep Conversation, that the person is Completely Unable to tear themselves away from it!!

They were Completely couch~glued that they missed dinner!!

by Starchylde January 29, 2015

couch killer

When someone is so fat that they would literally break your couch if they sat on it.

Guy 1: Dude, my couch has been squeaking ever since you brought your ex over to my house.
Guy 2: She's like 4 humans crammed into one human. She's a couch killer.

by zihb September 23, 2015

Couch Cunt

Couch Cunt

My wife decided to sleep on the couch and act like its shark week 24/7. She is such a Couch Cunt

by LoneWolf67 April 18, 2020

Couch Book

A book that is considered so inappropriate or unacceptable to someone's parents, that when reading on the couch you shift away so no one can read over your shoulder

My mom almost caught me reading a couch book yesterday. When she asked me what I was reading, I told her it was for school.

by YuKi November 12, 2015