Launched as a sister network to the well-known "Lifetime" cable channel. It started in June of 1998 and nothing much has changed about the network other than the network expanded the movie time slots from 105 minutes to 120 minutes to accomodate more advertising. It professes through its network promos that it shows movies "24/7" although every morning at 2:30 there is a slew of infomercials. The overall theme of the network is simply movies for women and to a marginal extent "female empowerment". A good portion of its movies come from the original Lifetime network, others are made-for-tv movies from other networks, and there are some (but few) select theatrical films. All the movies aired on LMN have at the very best C-grade cinematography, C-grade acting, C-grade script, and just has an overall "generic" feel. The types of movies LMN shows is just drama and only drama but to appear more "sophisticated" the LMN online schedule breaks down Drama into several sub-categories such as "Inspiring, Love/Lust, Justice, Thrilling, Madness, and Vengeance". The whole network is like an analogy of a soap opera. Every movie has pretty much the same concept but different version. The overall plot formula for these movies is: woman or woman's family member gets into a situation throughout the whole movie the woman and/or her family members struggles to overcome the problem. Bottom line, the network just shows a bunch of garbage that is no different than reading cheap romance novels or the National Enquirer.
Here are a few examples of movie titles on Lifetime Movie Network (LMN):
"Mother, May I Sleep with Danger"
"My Son, My Lover" (Is this "female empowerment"?
"Deadly Web"
"Dangerous Child"
"Going for Broke"
If you don't want to drive down to Hollywood video or rent a movie via Netflix then by all means just kill 2 hours by watching a movie on Lifetime Movie Network if you can stand the cardboard characters and storyline.
LMN:
L Low-Budget
M Movie
N Network
Here are a few examples of movie titles on Lifetime Movie Network (LMN):
"Mother, May I Sleep with Danger"
"My Son, My Lover" (Is this "female empowerment"?
"Deadly Web"
"Dangerous Child"
"Going for Broke"
If you don't want to drive down to Hollywood video or rent a movie via Netflix then by all means just kill 2 hours by watching a movie on Lifetime Movie Network if you can stand the cardboard characters and storyline.
LMN:
L Low-Budget
M Movie
N Network
by Blaine58449 October 15, 2008
This is a military patch originating from the 504th flight test squadron, operating out of Groom Dry Lake, and Los Alamos AFB. Most of these projects are classified, and bearers of this patch are prohibited from discussing their occupation, hence, "A Lifetime of Silence". In a 1930's novel and a 1980's pornographic film, they both have green doors that a character cannot gain access to. In addition, the military, and most banks, use green vaults. So, the Green Door could be referencing that there are secrets that the public dosen't have access too. The true meaning of this patch is currently classified, and most likely will not be declassified in our lifetimes.
by AFC. Stanoff May 13, 2012
It was Father's Day, so I said to the single dad with the deranged ex-wife, "Happy Anti-Lifetime Channel Day!" And he cracked the fuck up.
by VyleKyleWillHaveHisRevenge June 22, 2009
The cable tv channel marketed to women showing one insipid movie after another about a woman who finds herself in a compromising or dangerous situation that she barely escapes, and could have avoided altogether had she just used her head.
by Noel S December 4, 2003
An experience so rare that it often happens only once in a person's entire lifetime. Basically, it can be seen as something that might happen only once in roughly 60 years or longer.
For some, a trip to Disney World is a once in a lifetime experience.
When a friend moves long distance, getting together with that friend for a dinner and a movie is very commonly a once in a lifetime experience.
Getting married is a once in a lifetime experience.
When a friend moves long distance, getting together with that friend for a dinner and a movie is very commonly a once in a lifetime experience.
Getting married is a once in a lifetime experience.
by He who knows11 January 30, 2023
It is a major fuck over, in fact it is so bad that it breaks the record. You have been screwed royally and tell your friends you got the dicking of a lifetime. Some who is found guilty for a crime they did not commit and spends 30 years in prison has received the dicking of a lifetime.
by Saint Marys Inferno February 2, 2016
Sarah: I wish I'd never slept with a man before I met you.
Jane: ahhh then you'd be a lifetime lesbian...like me.
Jane: ahhh then you'd be a lifetime lesbian...like me.
by Brosiecoolio July 23, 2017