Northwest Teacup

Take the skin of your ball sack, make it into a cup. When you’re about to ejaculate let it drip down the shaft and into the reservoir you've created. Now what you do from here varies by culture, but cheers!

While enjoying the Northwest Teacup be sure to follow tea time etiquette. For example, when not at a table it is considered rude to drink from the teacup without holding the tea saucer in your left hand, while holding the tea cup in your right. Don’t be impolite hold those balls!

by NORTHWEST March 15, 2010

blue valley northwest

school full of douche bags

kid 1: omg do you know the kid that goes to blue valley northwest?
kid 2: ik he’s such a douche bag

by it rnn no kk gbk August 25, 2021

northwest christian

A school where if money doesn’t fall out your ass, they bully you into submission.

Dang he goes to Northwest Christian, he must have quarters plopping out his ass.

by Parker Farr June 5, 2023

Northwest College

Supposedly a College in northern and possibly even western Wyoming. many people attend Northwest to prepare their bodies for the reality of leaving the simulation. through means of alcohol poisoning and parental disappointment.

"yeah man I went to Northwest College."

"hmmmmmm that explains the DUI."

by Mildly upset Max February 11, 2019

northwest academy

a "therapeutic boarding school" scam in north idaho where no therapy is actually done and all kids do is sit around and talk about drugs all day! A place where parents send their kids if they smoke weed or don't meet up to social norms. Great place. 10/10

"yo dude my friend got sent to northwest academy the other day."
"damn son we gotta light up a blunt for that nig"

by devastedj2547 November 28, 2017

Baddest man in the northwest

A spineless creature from the depths of the darkest place…
A key board warrior without a spine…
A person who hides there identified from others because they are weak…
A person who drives a bus…in Bolton

A person who goes the gym because they have no life…

Baddest man in the northwest …spineless

by Big bad man October 27, 2021

east-northwest by south

Good luck trying to follow THAT heading.

I had a hard time navigating by my boat's binnacle --- its needle-card just kept spinning around in circles, and thus showing all kinds of random "east-northwest by south" readings --- till I realized it was being affected by the magnetized eyelets in the cloth cap I was wearing! Duhhhhh..... :P

by QuacksO January 27, 2020