Muscle Shoals Mule Kick

When you have a woman's legs bent all the way back with her ankles behind her head and pounding her. You get her off so hard her ankles slip and kick you in the face one after the other.

Travis: Damn dude, TWO black eyes?
Mike: Yeah bitch gave me a Muscle Shoals Mule Kick last night.

Muscle Shoals Mule Kick by The Belk May 14, 2008

muscle shit 

a large bowel movement that occurs when people supplement their weight training routine with some type of weight gainer formula or protein powder

Franz has clogged the toilet once again with a muscle shit.

muscle shit by Pablo Diggity May 25, 2006

muscle cake

n. slang term for anabolic steroids

Dude, the trainer at the gym gave me tons of muscle cake. I got D bol, Tren, and Sust.

muscle cake by SuperBeast5000 March 25, 2013

muscle tits 

A male weightlifter or bodybuilder whose oversized pectorals, a symbol of strength, dominate his general physique and become the focal attention so much that it becomes lewd. Often accompanied by large nipples that thrust out when bare, or poke out when in a shirt. Often used for ridicule or muscle humiliation scenes.

"Hey muscle tits, wanna bench that 300 5 times more?"

muscle tits by Manhooters62 March 1, 2014

muscle mormon 

A candy ass who views his body as sacred and watches every substance they ingest to preserve their gains.

Bill is such a muscle mormon he won't even take caffeine.

muscle mormon by wooshe March 3, 2015

muscle queen

A gay man who pumps iron every waking moment in order to be as physically appealing to other men as possible. Often lives in Manhattan's Chelsea section.

I found a great apartment on 23rd and 7th - immaculate, pine wood floors, rent control, and best of all, my new roommate's never home; he spends all his time at David Barton Gym. Total muscle queen.

muscle queen by NY girl February 13, 2004

muscle pussy

A hybrid of a power bottom and a bodybuilder; a guy who has a very muscular body and a slit like butthole that somewhat resembles a vagina in appearance due to extensive and frequent penetration by larger than average dicks, sex toys, and/or fists.

An insatiable thirst for lifting weights and swallowing large objects with his asshole has turned Greg into a muscle pussy.

muscle pussy by GapeFFactory October 17, 2019