A Dirty Maxx is usually in need of a haircut and beard trim and a owner of a petite cock. Very likely to eat your butt and run you over with a tractor while looking for a woman to put a slice of cheese and mustard on her vagina and then a bun and eats her out. Known to wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. Like swaffling,: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen". Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect. With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.
That Dirty Maxx is a bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo
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A Dirty Maxx is usually in need of a haircut and beard trim and a owner of a petite cock. Very likely to eat your butt and run you over with a tractor while looking for a woman to put a slice of cheese and mustard on her vagina and then a bun and eats her out. Known to wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. Like swaffling,: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen". Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect. With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.
That Dirty Maxx is a bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo
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Someone who is good at everything, especially making dishwashers cry. Also has the power to change the world
Man, I wish AJ MAXX was here to shut these dishwashers up
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King of jobs, also known as KOJ
Maxx, better known as the CEO of life.
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An acedemic weapon. A big acedemic weapon with lots and lots of sloppy sunday experience
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Maxx is someonw who is an insane acedemic weapon and had great time on a sunday givving sloppies and being known as sloppy sunday.
I saw maxx on a sunday damm he was looking sloppyyyy
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