When you fart in a cup and set it on a table and someone unknowingly picks it up and smells the fart
by Wildstorm867 April 26, 2015
by NorCalGal January 3, 2013
by thegoodex August 7, 2017
Taking a shit on someone's chest and then smacking it hard making a loud noise and lots of "mud" everywhere
by Ogrish is life May 4, 2016
When You Leave a turd in the microwave for a long period of time so that when the person opens up the microwave, the turd explodes, like a landmine.
by BIG C aka the coolest kid evar December 6, 2010
Something posted of facebook the poster knows his/her friends will enjoy seeing that is not published, in the hopes that they will haphazzardly stumble across it.
The info section of Ricky's Facebook profile is just loaded with facebook landmines. I laughed my ass of reading it.
by the f--boi January 1, 2010
N. Phrase that means a person (male) will explode on contact. Meaning the person would premature ejaculate with a girl, if said person was a virgin, or girl was smoking hott.
Jordan: Man I don't know I am ready man, for all I know I can be "like a landmine".
Luke: What does that mean?
Jordan: I can explode when I try to have sex for the first time with a girl.
Luke: What does that mean?
Jordan: I can explode when I try to have sex for the first time with a girl.
by facelessone86 February 2, 2010