tissue for your issue 

See cheese with your whine, but has some stronger implications - namely that the recipient of the comment actually did have it coming, and there is no room to complain, with the implication that the recipient should quit bawling about it for that very reason.

Oh, the IRS is collecting from you after you decided to protest your taxes? Well, then, you want some tissue for your issue?

tissue for your issue by ke6isf October 22, 2004

Standard Issue 

For something to be standard issue is for it to be completely ordinary, average, nothing special, or unimpressive.

Ordinarily used when someone believes something they did to be amazing when it is in fact very much not.

Yahtzee!
Wow... pretty standard issue.

I'm the millionith visitor!
Sounds standard issue.

Standard Issue by sj_stock November 9, 2012

standard issue mustache 

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.

For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.

standard issue mustache by PeaTearGriffin February 5, 2006

UID Issue 

Problem being by a user's UID being too high.
Usually used in a joking manner.

HvH Player #1: x doesn't work, help?
HvH Player #2: uid issue.

UID Issue by Ashley Graves September 8, 2020

back issue 

1) old news

2) something or someone that had its time, but has since faded from the scene.

1) "yeah she told me they broke up, but thats already back issue since it happened 3 weeks ago."

2) "The White Stripes? nah man, they're back issue now. Stereogram's where its at now."

back issue by kingman June 3, 2004

Skill Issue 

"Skill Issue" is a phrase or term often used and inserted into conversations regarding video games or other media. The phrase is used to deem a failure or other similar scenario where the player is not successful and they proceed to blame it on the factors of the game or their opponents, when it is in fact, their fault. It can be used both as a genuine criticism of someone's skill, or ironically when it is in fact a factor completely out of their control to serve as a joke. It can also be used in real-life scenarios or other forms of non-video game media, where it is used as a video game related substitute to make a statement ironically or humorously.

Scenario 1: Genuinely

Person 1: Dude, how did I die there? That guy's got to be hacking! That's unfair
Person 2: I dunno, seems like a skill issue.
Scenario 2: Sarcastically/Ironically
Person 1: What? My internet just went out and I got disconnected! That sucks!
Person 2: (Sarcastically) Skill Issue.
Scenario 3: Unrelated to game
Person 1: Wow, I did not expect Iron Man to die at the end of Avengers: Endgame.
Person 2: (Mockingly) Iron Man had a Skill Issue, just don't die, LOL.

Skill Issue by o7_ January 12, 2022

press the issue

When you address a person or group with a problem they have with you.

A person/group has a problem with you and you want to press the issue.

press the issue by GetThisCheckHunty May 17, 2016