by Moose42 March 30, 2020
Humor that is viewed as dark, morbid, cruel, offensive to some, and or graphic in nature and is yet, still found funny.
Dark humor is my kind of humor, personally. It submerges into unpleasant endeavors and emerges with a funny story found humorous to the masses.
Verbally describing a horrible incident in graphic, long winded detail can be found funny in itself. Or describing something that is seen as disgusting to most could be funny as well.
One comic known for such a thing as dark humor would be famous Bill Hicks who passed away from pancreatic cancer in 1994. Over half of his jokes and satiric descriptions could be taken as dark humor, and some of the funniest and most quoted jokes of all time.
Another would be George Carlin, the master of satiric rants.
Dark humor is my kind of humor, personally. It submerges into unpleasant endeavors and emerges with a funny story found humorous to the masses.
Verbally describing a horrible incident in graphic, long winded detail can be found funny in itself. Or describing something that is seen as disgusting to most could be funny as well.
One comic known for such a thing as dark humor would be famous Bill Hicks who passed away from pancreatic cancer in 1994. Over half of his jokes and satiric descriptions could be taken as dark humor, and some of the funniest and most quoted jokes of all time.
Another would be George Carlin, the master of satiric rants.
A man kneels tremulously to the asphalt in the middle of a bridge connecting two major interstates to each other. He breathes slowly and his mind races vigorously as his heart began to beat with anxiety. He raises the handgun to the right side of his temple as dozens of bystanders gasp in horror. He hesitates, thinking of that morsel of a possibility that perhaps the angle of the gun relevant to his skull would not be the exact mathematical trick of successfully firing the bullet in the effective trajectory to demolish his brain in the correct matter in order to achieve death as quickly as possible. If these aspects were not met then he could end up being a half head having freak, or a vegetable for that matter. After repositioning the .45 caliber semi automatic handgun to the inside of his mouth he comes to the same shaky conclusion that it still might not work. He fidgets the end of the gun awkwardly to point at the top of his scalp. Again, the same conclusion. Finally he screams out, "I just can't do this!" and throws the gun to the asphalt haphazardly, not thinking of the possibility of the gun going off once it hit the ground like the cliché one would see in a movie. The gun unfortunately does and the bullet strikes him in the foot, penetrating through his toes and out the other side through his boot. He yelps like a puppy and falls to the road, cradling his foot in pain. "This just isn't my day."
(If you found that funny, you can consider it dark humor.)
(If you found that funny, you can consider it dark humor.)
by Jacob The Red Wolf aka Jacob The Red April 14, 2007
Dad: *makes really corny and bad joke*
Me: Oh my god my dad has the worst sense of humor he is literally the king of dad humor
Me: Oh my god my dad has the worst sense of humor he is literally the king of dad humor
by mhmuss February 17, 2014
by Vaginavagina1738 August 31, 2015
Jokes that typically have an unexpected punchline. Dark humor is twisted, evil, insulting and hilarious.
Geoffrey: Wanna her Dark Humor?
Kasey: Sure, whatever.
Geoffrey: What is pink, six inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Kasey: Your penis? I dunno.
Geoffrey: No, her miscarriage
Kasey: Sure, whatever.
Geoffrey: What is pink, six inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Kasey: Your penis? I dunno.
Geoffrey: No, her miscarriage
by Gkman01 September 19, 2016
The type of humor from the baby boomers (people born between 1945-1975). The humor is typically about iPhones and how young people don’t understand how books work and how everyone is addicted to their phones. It’s really unfunny
Typical boomer humor:
Kid: Hey tommy why isn’t the book turning on when I tap it???
Tommy: I guess it’s out of battery????¿?¿
Kid: Hey tommy why isn’t the book turning on when I tap it???
Tommy: I guess it’s out of battery????¿?¿
by Gimme the spaghetti O’s July 28, 2019
1) Hopelessly unfunny jokes, anecdotes, or one-liners, often told by executives, in a corporate environment that earn laughs from brown-nosers.
2) Hopelessly unfunny jokes, anecdotes, or one-liners referencing corporate ads or slogans.
2) Hopelessly unfunny jokes, anecdotes, or one-liners referencing corporate ads or slogans.
"Working hard or hardly working?"
"Hey guys, did you see that commercial with that duck?" (Imitates duck) "Hahaha, isn't that hilarious?"
"Hey Jim, how was the office party?"
"God awful! Nothing but corporate humor for 3 hours straight!"
"Hey guys, did you see that commercial with that duck?" (Imitates duck) "Hahaha, isn't that hilarious?"
"Hey Jim, how was the office party?"
"God awful! Nothing but corporate humor for 3 hours straight!"
by Bill5234 December 22, 2006