Literally cannot remember anything

He has an unusual obsession with Tuesday and will usually blow a whistle into the microphone on the morning show, his head is probably the shiniest thing known to man. Usually can be seen at lunch stalking the "Howard Hole" and being overall extremely retarded. Usually mistakes Wednesday with Tuesday or Friday with Thursday. If looked at closely, you can see the slight resemblance of a frog in his face.
Daddy Howard: EY IS DAT A HOOKA PEEP
Necc Boi: No it's just a battery
Daddy Howard: EY GIMME DAT OR IMA PUT YOU IN IC
by TheLoafGeneral August 31, 2018
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One of the characters from 'The Mighty Boosh'. He spans all the genres - from jazz playing to writing. His real name is Julian Barratt.
He's part of a duo with Vince Noir (real name= Noel Fielding). They do almost everything together. Wouldn't surprise me to know they shower together. They're not gay together though.

He does not only play the character of 'Howard Moon'. An example of another character that he has played in the Mighty Boosh includes the Sandman.
"I'm Howard Moon. I span all genres. I move between the genres."

"I'll come at you like a Northern Bullet. They call me Johnny Bullets."
by ilovethemightyboosh August 25, 2009
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Somebody who has the memory of a goldfish.

He yells at you, “get on the sidewalk boy u gettin I.C”.
He points at crowds saying, “come here boy you done” for long periods of time.
He tries to control crowds but they always overpower him.

The only way to protect yourself is drop out of school when going to 8th grade. And stay away from this creature in all other grades... just follow the rules when you see him.
Daddy Howard took my phone away while writing this.

Daddy Howard is retarded.

Daddy Howard yelled at me on the sidewalk then he asked what he was yelling at me for.
by LDaddyOHowardGHater August 24, 2018
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The drummer of MUSE, a space-rock band of biblical proportions.
Dominic Howard, Matthew Bellamy and Christopher W(grraarl?urvqgraarhrr??)come from outer space.
by TOK March 9, 2005
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When you invest in the 4th industrial revolution and you dont fully understand what you bought. This is the time spent in uncertainty while waiting for the start of the Chainlink singularity.

Swing and No Linkers BTFO
All of your dreams will come true if you make it past the Howard's Suffering.
by Coubra May 10, 2019
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To appear goofy in a picture example. Shut rolled eyes. Tongue partially out and lips "like a duck"
Man at the bar last night every girl I took a picture with did the Howard face. What the hell. They ruin everything!
by clubdining November 13, 2009
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