7 definitions by TheLoafGeneral

A close relative of Daddy Howard.

His resemblance to a frog is extremely uncanny and will probably yell at you for breathing. Usually will right down your name on a sticky note if he sees you talking, breathing, or doing nothing at all. Pretty much worse than Big Boy Zielske in every possible way imaginable, if encountered RUN. Do not wear any type of headphones our he will go fucking ballistic
Student A: ...
Mr. Supria: WHAT YOUR NAME
Student A: what did I do
Student B: *cough*
Mr. Supria: EY WHAT YO NAME YOU GET DETENSHON
Student B: I want to hang myself
by TheLoafGeneral September 4, 2018
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A fat kid who sends his brother to intimidate people and fucks his dog.
Dog Diddler: I only fucked my dog once I'm not a zoophile you fucking anti smh
Person: You have no family
Dog Diddler: Alright that's it I'm gonna fucking choke you
by TheLoafGeneral December 11, 2019
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Literally cannot remember anything

He has an unusual obsession with Tuesday and will usually blow a whistle into the microphone on the morning show, his head is probably the shiniest thing known to man. Usually can be seen at lunch stalking the "Howard Hole" and being overall extremely retarded. Usually mistakes Wednesday with Tuesday or Friday with Thursday. If looked at closely, you can see the slight resemblance of a frog in his face.
Daddy Howard: EY IS DAT A HOOKA PEEP
Necc Boi: No it's just a battery
Daddy Howard: EY GIMME DAT OR IMA PUT YOU IN IC
by TheLoafGeneral August 31, 2018
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The most ransid, unnatural food known to man.

Consists of Gravity defying Macaroni and Cheese and burgers made out of foreskin.

Served to children in schools around the country and sadly some people eat it.

Source of this food is most likely from the dumpster of an Aldi supermarket.
Student A: Did you see the school lunch for today?
Student B: Yeah it tasted like shit.
Lunch Lady: EAT THE SLOP CHILD
by TheLoafGeneral September 27, 2018
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Basically an asian kid with a haircut that makes him look like a nutsack.

Will usually wander around going to different tables at lunch.

Once shit himself when spelling his last name.

Mediocre Clarinet Player but not as bad as Gabe
Student: Is that a walking nutsack?
Other Student: Nah, it's just Andrew
Andrew the Asian Kid : WAHT
by TheLoafGeneral September 15, 2018
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A child who was born out of a broken condom.

Looks depressed almost all the time and will usually want to die.

Has a likeness of Chadtronic and does not want to admit it.

Likes to succ spider penises.
Student A: Hey is that Chadtronic
Student B: No it's just Christian Condom
by TheLoafGeneral September 27, 2018
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Literally the fattest thing known to man. Usually can be seen eating students or food. Has an unusual hatred for paper and when somebody takes it out of their backpack. If encountered, hide or say you have an STD and he will not eat you.
Child: *takes out paper*
Big Boy Zielske: SECURITY TO ROOM 120
Child: I didn't do anything
Big Boy Zielske: EXACTLY
Child: what
by TheLoafGeneral August 31, 2018
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