to paint your ass up like a clown and go to a renisance fair.
lets go to a renisance fair fine let me get my happy harold on.
by stackattack January 2, 2011
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A Crusty Harold is a sexual act where a male fornicates with another male or females anus until ejaculation occurs and the semen is left to dry or "crust" on the anus over night. It is then licked until clean the next morning.
Koza totally gave that girl a Crusty Harold and the crust that accumulated over night was so prominent that it took more licks to get to the center of the tootsie pop than he thought.
by Sir Beemer April 19, 2011
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an old school singer who will never go platinum without his group, the Bluenotes.
"Bitch, you without me is like Harold Melvin without the Bluenotes. You're NEVER going platinum!" -Snoop Dogg
by Nick D September 23, 2003
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One of a long line of chicken-little wannabes. Greatest claim to fame was conning thousands of Christians into re-painting their mini-vans and holding placards declaring May 21 2011 to be the end of the world (biblical rapture). Camping's other claim to fame was the same stunt, back in 1994, which goes to prove that the average American has a memory like your average goldfish.
So, are you serious, or are you just Harold Camping about it?
by antscreasey May 31, 2011
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a viscious turd burgler who failed TWICE at predicting the end of the world. This hairy nut sack made up some cracked out math problem to determine doomsday, which was obviously wrong. He made millions off raping the minds of weak individuals. He spent all day May 21, 2011 listening to Britney Spears new single probably camped out masturbating. What a radical douche bag.
"Harold Camping, get your meat rocket away from my daughter!"

"Who was that cunt who said the world was supposed to end? Oh, thats just Harold Camping."

Harold Camping, you are old as tits.
by STANKnuggets May 22, 2011
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This words stems from the guy named Harold on the movie "Kids". It's where you pull down your pants and start slapping your semi-hard penis back and forth off each leg. You can also use it during sex while your cumming, slapping the girl in the face.
I whipped out my dick at the party and did the Dirty Harold!
by Smitty,E September 23, 2006
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