by anonymous1717 June 24, 2016
by TheAustralianMoose27 March 7, 2020
by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022
Your last resort person to hang out with. The dregs of your social life. If the alternative is staying home for the third Saturday night in a row, you call your weekend haggis.
You: I’m going for a drink with Tom tomorrow night.
Friend: I thought you didn’t like Tom?
You: yeah but he’s my weekend haggis.
Friend: I thought you didn’t like Tom?
You: yeah but he’s my weekend haggis.
by Jrefap June 26, 2021
by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018
by Cappo Fiddlé January 15, 2013
Glaswegian term for the vigorous two handed option of masturbation while watching reflection in mirror.
by Samanda#1 November 29, 2009