You are insane and need medications. Don't act like such a fucktard!
by LCMB March 14, 2018
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Someone who is so stupid by default that to call them a retard would be an insult to those retarded everywhere.

Their ignorance and lack of redeeming factors make them fucktards.
"I can't believe John, the stupid fucktard, would go and say that to Julie after telling him so many times not to!"
by Matt Hayward (AUS) March 31, 2004
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(noun)
One who acts, behaves, or demonstrates the qualities of a fucking retard.
Teacher was being a fucktard today.
by Spits and Scones March 29, 2004
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Something, or someone who is "fucked up", and "retarded" at the same time.
Jane: Hey Jim. I'm going to rape and kill your dog.

Jim: Wow Jane. You really are a sick, sick fucktard.
by Fabienne :) April 28, 2008
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Someone who ruins your day or life and seems to not notice or care!!! If someone knows what they have done then they cant be one. Children cannot be Fucktards!! (FACT) Everybody will be a Fucktard once in there life, good thing is you will never know it.
You know a Fucktard.. everybody will. Like when you are walking down the street with your takeaway tea or coffee and someone knocks into you spilling your hot drink all over you and not noticing, thats a Fucktard!! Or when you get into a bath and the phone rings and just as you get there to answer it stops (Fucktard). Just hooverd the carpets and someone walks straight over it with dirty shoes and cant see the problem (Fucktard).
by Maryjane1982 May 17, 2011
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A compulsive lying sack of shit who, despite a "Mr. Tuff Guy" attitude, uses the internet for sinister purposes in order to use, manipulate and control others for his own social/financial status because, in a direct person to person situation, he is really just a spineless pussy.
General Flagg of the 5th ESB gaming clan is a no good fucktard.
by debtcollector November 15, 2007
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