Downstairs alleyway

A women’s very tender juicy, scrumptious, wet, fishy environment near the lower side of their body. This alleyway is enjoyed by many men who are bold to enter it

Oh baby I can’t wait to enter downstairs alleyway.

by Fishymaster3000 December 28, 2022

Downstairs Mixer

Another word for a woman's vagina.

Who would you let tear up your downstairs mixer?

by blundafromdownunda February 16, 2014

downstairs mixer

Slang for vagina.

If she won't bathe I won't be visiting her downstairs mixer.

by noy thettis February 16, 2014

downstairs disaster

a case of diarrhea

"Don't eat too many mints at once, it'll end in a downstairs disaster."

by jessssssc August 7, 2019

orangutan downstairs

Another name for someone with ginger or red pubes.

Person one: hey, have you met the new boy?

Person two: yeah. He's such an orangutan downstairs.

by ChocoLoco May 21, 2022

Two Neighbours Downstairs

Your Balls

I love my Two Neighbours Downstairs

by FakeC April 19, 2023

upstairs downstairs shower

When you take a shower but only have time to soap up your armpits and underwear areas.

I was running late for work so I only had time for an upstairs downstairs shower.

by Whitetigr March 25, 2023