"look at that douche, he cheats on her"
by Chris March 28, 2005
the guy that walks up to you kicks you in the dick then proceeds to share his accomplishment with everyone within a miles radius while they laugh at your expense
by fucktheheatilovetheconcrete April 15, 2009
James: "I think all men and women are equal"
Kelly: "Awww, you do!?!"
Melanie: "Jared shut up and stop being a douche!"
Kelly: "Awww, you do!?!"
Melanie: "Jared shut up and stop being a douche!"
by Mel326 June 17, 2008
The more literal usage of the word "douche" refers to something clean and good (a vaginal cleaner). Yet to be called a douche is much more negative. Also can be used as a negative term in other forms, much more common as negative slang than the literal meaning. Similar to the way that a "fuck" is a good thing, but it's never good to be called one ("hey why'd you do that you stupid fuck!?") or to be fucked over, etc.
To put it in perspective:
In the more literal sense of the word:
When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits.
In the slangier, negative sense:
Now that I'm older and undergoing therapy I realize my priest really douched me over!
In the more literal sense of the word:
When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits.
In the slangier, negative sense:
Now that I'm older and undergoing therapy I realize my priest really douched me over!
by pappy July 24, 2004
Alter ego of Tom Dumont.
by cornfields December 27, 2005
1. Bruno Mars
- Who dared to sing "Just the way you are" and "I think I want to mary you"? - A compete douche, forget it.
by Sam79000 April 22, 2011
(n) 1. The French and Russian word for shower 2. A vaginal cleansing utility 3. (slang) An offensive word describing (v) 1. To clean the vagina
(n.) 1. "Ya shas paydu k~" ("I will go to the shower soon" on Russian) 2. "Can you please hand me the ~ so I may clean my vagina?" 3. "You, my friend, are a ~." (v.) 1. "Leave me alone and let me ~ myself!"
by Danny Kaplun December 18, 2004