denim cock

The bump a pair of jeans creates that give the appearance of a boner, or denim cock.

"Have you seen John's boner?" "No, that is just his denim cock"

by MercsInc September 10, 2009

denim sandwich

a person who wears denim on denim ie: jean jacket with jeans. A fashion faux-pas.

Did you see Julie walk by today? Eww total denim sandwich!

by Alexis S September 29, 2005

A euphemism for penis located within one’s jeans.

“Sup bitch, you tryna see my denim weasel?”

by TheFapNinja March 21, 2020

Occurs when a male ejaculates or "creams" his (denim) jeans.

The other day I was dry-humping my friend and I gave myself a denim latte.

by TheSamii December 6, 2013

A moustached mediterranean man who often garmets mostly or completely in denim, otherwise known as a Canadian tuxedo.

"Hey, see that guy over there in the Canadian tuxedo?"
"Yeah, hes quite the Denim Daddy."

by Nihilistic Broccoli February 28, 2018

When the fly of your pants give you a small bone, your jeans are your worst wingman ever.

"Is that just denim chub or are you happy to see me?"

by AquariaI December 26, 2016

The female opposite of denim dan. A female that wears denim on denim.

by BWiseJr. November 18, 2011