A bar that draws a healthy crowd of Chotches - generic, well dressed, absent minded douches.
These types of bars play the finest in generic, bullshit chart topping pop music. Their idea of classic rock would be Bon Jovi, maybe some Bruce Sprigsteen and the finest mix of one hit wonders.
Hot chicks tend to go to chotch bars, as chotches fit the perfect mold for the corporate world and often times make a decent living - and women like money.
Chotch bars don't have many good beers on tap.
All drinks cost in the double digits.
Their number 1 selling beer is Cornona.
These types of bars play the finest in generic, bullshit chart topping pop music. Their idea of classic rock would be Bon Jovi, maybe some Bruce Sprigsteen and the finest mix of one hit wonders.
Hot chicks tend to go to chotch bars, as chotches fit the perfect mold for the corporate world and often times make a decent living - and women like money.
Chotch bars don't have many good beers on tap.
All drinks cost in the double digits.
Their number 1 selling beer is Cornona.
Chotch: Hey I like this place. Great strobe lights.
Chotch 2: Totally, bro. You want a drink?
Chotch: Get some cornona's bro! Oh and a Blue moon! Don't skimp on the limes. haha
Chotch 2: Totally brah!
Some dude in the chotch bar: Fuck this fucking joint.
Chotch 2: Totally, bro. You want a drink?
Chotch: Get some cornona's bro! Oh and a Blue moon! Don't skimp on the limes. haha
Chotch 2: Totally brah!
Some dude in the chotch bar: Fuck this fucking joint.
by Shrine Monkey August 3, 2009
by Open Source Fanboy February 16, 2005
People usually of lebanese decent who dress in black leather with button up shirts, all black, and wear boots with a buckle. Ussually found at bars.
by JJ November 13, 2003
A person, usually male, who must always be number one, by any means necessary, such as in sports, sexual relationships, badass things. The Ultimate Chotch is usually bullshitting, is terrible at lying, and if caught in a lie, will only lie their way out to try to cover it up. They are usually very insecure and scared what others will say. They tend to not be liked by many people, and the people they are slightly liked by get very annoyed of them very quickly. There is nothing worse then having an ultimate chotch nearby, and the only cure is:
1) the ultimate chotch losing in a fight, wether it be a beakshow or a fistfight
2) the ultimate chotch moving, or having an epiphany of their ego.
1) the ultimate chotch losing in a fight, wether it be a beakshow or a fistfight
2) the ultimate chotch moving, or having an epiphany of their ego.
Ultimate Chotch: Yeah me and these twins fucked at my house, *gives details that no one needed to hear*
Brian: We didn't need to hear that and no one cares.
Ultimate Chotch: the twins do
*later*
Brian to twins: Did you and (insert name) screw last night?
Twins: Eww no hes gross! He tried to get on us but i smacked him.
Brian: We didn't need to hear that and no one cares.
Ultimate Chotch: the twins do
*later*
Brian to twins: Did you and (insert name) screw last night?
Twins: Eww no hes gross! He tried to get on us but i smacked him.
by Brian90210 November 16, 2011
by samurai cowboy July 8, 2005
by Pkelley May 8, 2009