Chipped

To have a computer chip embedded in your brain, directing your thoughts; under government control.

I've been chipped and now I can't think for myself.

by dgldjljf September 24, 2011

chip

1) To run quickly.
2) An electronic car modification that remaps fuelling, timing, engine speed etc.
3) A potato product.
4) To damage paintwork.

1) I got here as fast as i could, i was chipping it.
2) My car's mental, it's chipped to fuck.
3) Cods and Chips please.
4) Some fucker has chipped my paintwork!

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

chip

another name for chewing tobacco or dip. commonly referred to as throwing in the chip, or puttin in a fat lip.

yo zessie, wanna go throw in the chip?

lets go pack the chip.

by big zon March 13, 2009

chipping

for these dirty little chavs, just the word for leaving somewhere

"yo blood, lets chip before da old bill cum!"

by You cant see me August 2, 2005

chipping

Using a sharp object for chipping small quantities of cocaine base from a rock of cocaine; instead of smoking the whole thing and immediately ruining your life.

Using a knife to break off chips (chipping)rock cocaine to smoke.

by Anthony C. Delyea September 5, 2005

chips

Roots in the old TV show starring Eric Estrada. Meaning when a car has a spectacular crash, as they did on said show.

"Man, did you see that car CHiPs into that wall?!"

by Noahphex April 29, 2005

Chip

In Texas the word CHIP means a law enforcement officer's mistress or 2nd girlfriend unknown from the other woman he is in a relationship with.

I am going to see my CHIP tonight and give her a good bone before I head home.

by Carlos Arguelles July 11, 2008