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1.
(An automobile) equipped with a performance-enhancing electronic wordchipword.
Nice car; is it chipped yet?
by The Finer Definer June 02, 2003
 
2.
Buzzed, Stoned, Baked, High on pot
Dude I got chipped before school yesterday.
by bermudadude123 June 01, 2010
 
3.
To have a computer chip embedded in your brain, directing your thoughts; under government control.
I've been chipped and now I can't think for myself.
by dgldjljf September 23, 2011
 
4.
To never win at anything and to lose by a rediculous margin.
"Man you killed me in Fifa, Forty-five to nothing....I GOT CHIPPED!!!"
by Commissioner K August 10, 2009
 
5.
beat vagina, comes complete with flappy lips.
get that chipped ham out of my face!
by The Real Rick March 14, 2007