sexual chameleon

A person that has hetero and homo sexual tendencies. He or she is willing to engage in any and all sexual endeavour that presents its self.

Earlier in the night i saw Ryan making out with a hot blonde girl. Now he's in the bedroom with Joe, what a sexual chameleon this guy is.

by The Specimen 9 August 10, 2014

chameleon jews

A chameleon jew is one who is a member of both the jewish religion, and blends in with surrounding scenery.

Those damn chameleon jews are always stealing my apples.

by Rahful March 15, 2007

chameleon text

to look into someone's outbox after taking their phone so that you can copy the way they text, then text people pretending to be them for various purposes.

Claire chameleon texted Jen using her boyfriend's phone to find out if he was secretly cheating with her last night.

by $melon$ July 6, 2010

frozen chameleon

(noun): A vehicle with painted and unpainted body parts.

When is J.R. going to fix that frozen chameleon?

by HybridFlare June 20, 2005

Dick-chameleon

A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...

Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.

The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".

Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"

by Ben May 3, 2005

social chameleon

A person that has the ability to be social with anyone and any setting and still fit in.

In the begining of the night she hung out with her rocker friends, but as the night went on being the social chameleon she was she hung out with her girl hip-hop friends as well.

by SanikkaP October 25, 2006

Pulled a Chameleon

Pulled a Chameleon refers to a guy dressing up as a women, then tricking a man into have sex. The man who is cross dressed (the Chameleon) pulls one over on an unsuspecting man.

Bob dressed up like a women and then went into the city a pulled a chameleon on a business man.

by Jessi Silvers December 9, 2009