a term describing the condition when someone is completely and utterly sped in the head.
patient: why do i need to wear a mask? covid is a hoax
doctor: i diagnose you with acute cerebral speditis
by alexjiew March 19, 2021
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A cock punch to the mind. Bewilderment etc....
Dude! I just saw David Copperfield's show and one of his tricks was a Cerebral Cock Punch!
by Deth Driver August 19, 2012
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brain fart. To do something really stupid and realize it while you are doing it. airhead, blonde moment
I had a cerebral air biscuit moment last night while fucking your sister.
by Rebecca69 May 19, 2006
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A fatal brain disease that is derived from the consumption of pelican ribs from the arctic circle who have been eaten by flamingo's.
As I chowed down on ribs from a pelican, i became nauseous and went into an epileptic seizure. Before the last gasp, I looked at the package and noticed that these ribs were imported from the Arctic and, in bold red letters: DO NOT CONSUME. MAY CONTAIN FLAMINGO GASTRIC JUICES!!! Cause of death: Cerebral Serratus Seritosus.
by I.D. Gas February 15, 2010
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When someone makes poor decisions due to lack of oxygen to the brain by virtue of having ones head up his ass
I was very critical of President Obama until I learned he suffers from Anal Cerebral Hypoxia.
by bamaroadhog June 10, 2015
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