A strange creature (possibly female human) who pretends to be able to sing. Uses lipsynching and dancing to distract it's audience from the obvious lack of talent. The majority of its fans are 10 year old retarded boys and girls who insist that "BRITNEY IS THE BEST!!!11!1" because they are too young to understand what real music is. It also likes to do drugs, flash its bajingo and shave its head.
Research is still being done to try and identify what exactly this Britney creature is.
Research is still being done to try and identify what exactly this Britney creature is.
Me: Did you see Britney Spears's performance last night? It was horrible...I think I've gone deaf.
Britney fan: WTF did U just say U stupid slut!! *gets shotgun out*
Britney fan: WTF did U just say U stupid slut!! *gets shotgun out*
by ICantFindAnAvailableName October 28, 2008
A misunderstood pop star who is very down to earth and sweet. She bares her belly, wearing crop t-shirts because she's from the south, and if you've ever been to the south, then you'd know why. She took kids under her wing, becoming their idols, only to grow up as an adult and mature. "I'm not here to babysit you're children. If you have a problem with me, then change the channel!". She has a soulful voice, however, to sound more commercial, she sings in a nasal way. Despite sounding somewhat terrible on stage, Britney can indeed sing. Britney is also a songwriter, though does not take credit for most of her work, as she feels as the original producers and writers play a more important role than her in the making of songs. Britney has not lost her roots despite what people think, and has always stayed true at heart. Media can twist our thoughts; dont believe everything you read, gulliable fools!
Never being allowed to be a rebellious teen since she was always working at a young age, at the age of 25/26, losing herself in a world that seemed to be a fairytale was the only way she could hit reality; the only way to become rebellious was to seek the truth, and she seeked the truth.
Britney has been She seems to have overcome her dark ways and has embraced herself as a human being, looking at her two children, who she adores and loves, as inspiration and motivation for her.
Britney Spears is a southern girl. Nothing more, nothing less.
Never being allowed to be a rebellious teen since she was always working at a young age, at the age of 25/26, losing herself in a world that seemed to be a fairytale was the only way she could hit reality; the only way to become rebellious was to seek the truth, and she seeked the truth.
Britney has been She seems to have overcome her dark ways and has embraced herself as a human being, looking at her two children, who she adores and loves, as inspiration and motivation for her.
Britney Spears is a southern girl. Nothing more, nothing less.
"Did you buy Britney Spears' album, Femme Fatale?" - John
"Yes! It was amazing!" - Sophie
Britney Spears is not fake, unlike Lady GaGa. She understands her role in the music industry and tries to take advantage of her situations. Controversy follows her name, but at the end of the day, Is it her fault?
"Yes! It was amazing!" - Sophie
Britney Spears is not fake, unlike Lady GaGa. She understands her role in the music industry and tries to take advantage of her situations. Controversy follows her name, but at the end of the day, Is it her fault?
by Wouldn'tyouliketoknow... June 26, 2011
The number one entertainer! She is gorgeous and has unbelievable talent. She works so hard and i admire what she does. Her work is breathtaking!
by Charlotte Brear May 9, 2005
Britney Spears is the most gorgeous Pop Princess on the planet. She is an extremely talented performer and a sweet and generous person. Britney is very successful, happy, and loved. Sure she's made a few mistakes in life, but who hasn't? Get over yourselves, Britney Haters!
by Britney Spears March 8, 2005
by alice March 1, 2005
A dumb whore, who lip syncs. When she does sing you might think of a cat dying, a baby dog getting raped by a dildo made of broken glass with a spike on it, and suicide. If you're lucky... no... if you meet up with her you will get your dick sucked by her. If you are with the fifty who get there first and already have their dick in her mouth, or her ass, and vagina.
Guy 1: "Dude, I met Britney Spears last night."
Guy 2: "You one of the fifty?"
Guy 1: "Hell yeaah!"
Guy 2: "Congrats. You fucked a whore. At least you aren't a virgin anymore"
Guy 1: "You know it!"
Lesson: If you can't get laid by anyone else just get tickets to Britney Spear's concert, and a backstage pass.
Guy 2: "You one of the fifty?"
Guy 1: "Hell yeaah!"
Guy 2: "Congrats. You fucked a whore. At least you aren't a virgin anymore"
Guy 1: "You know it!"
Lesson: If you can't get laid by anyone else just get tickets to Britney Spear's concert, and a backstage pass.
by Mr. Grammar Nazi August 7, 2010
A person who will never be as talented as Britt Irvin (Canadian TV actress) no matter how hard she tries or how much more money she has.
There are three big differences between Britney Spears and Brittney Irvin (better known as Britt these days) - Spears has one less T in her first name, a lot more money, and a lot less talent.
by Doki Doki Attack! October 7, 2009